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 Post subject: Re: December Holiday Thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:13 pm 
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What, no one else is leaving cookies and milk for when Jesus comes to light the Easter candels?

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No idiot. You leave brains and blood for him to consume to fill the void, rather than trying to fill it with your flesh. The cookies are just a way to trap Santa so you can steal his magic and become the new Santa. Unfortunately, he's become crafty.

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Meh, we fell out of the tradition years ago as well. Nowadays we focus more on sneaking meadowsweet into people's houses for mild weather.

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It doesn't feel like christmas until I've accidentally killed somebody

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It doesn't feel like christmas until I've accidentally killed somebody


Accidentally?

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 Post subject: Re: December Holiday Thread
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 Post subject: Re: December Holiday Thread
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'Tis the Season.

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'Tis the Season.

Working in retail drains every last drop of the festive spirit out of you.

I ruined some stupid woman's Christmas yesterday because we didn't have any rosemary in stock - at least she acted like I'd ruined her Christmas when I politely told her we'd sold out of the stuff.

Is it my fault she'd placed the entire success of her Christmas celebrations upon acquiring said herb?

No.


Also, I won a prize at the Christmas raffle at work - and I never have any luck with that kind of thing; It was cheddar (sort of - I can only spend it in-store).

I don't know what to spend it on.

I suppose I could wait until they start selling the Wii U but I'm signed off of videogames and I'd rather get a proper PC tablet that I can draw on (i.e. not an iPad).

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I'm thinking I'll buy Sticker Star with the Gamestop cards.

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I got a couple gift cards to subway myself. I think that's my parents saying they know about my mild sandwich addiction during the semester.

That's why next semester...I use cash...

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TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

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DECK THE HARR WITH BOW OF HORRY

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GAMES GRUMPS AND AWKWARD ZOMBIE BOOKS

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Saints Row 3 complete DLC pack get.

Did I just combo break? I'm sorry :V

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Felipe nabida.

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