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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 8:28 pm 
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Man, you really penetrated back there.

Could you please be more gentle
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Operation Awesome
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Did you see my bottom paged post Val? Just asking.
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Valbrandur
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Yeah, I saw it.

I'm not sure if I have any of those though.

On the note of bleeding, I suspect that I do have external hemorrhoid but I got no proof.

Can't see a doctor because there's a 30 minute drive to the next hospital and I got no driving license. And no cheddar.
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Nachalnik
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I would say use tissues but the blood might make it stick and become infected.

Just keep it clean and don't wear tight underwear and if it still bleeds after a day or so I would talk to someone about it.
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Syobon
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You can get them at a pharmacy.

Alternatively, cold and pressure usually reduce bleeding, but the effectiveness of that might depend on the size of your wound.
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teeth hurt like a bitch

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Smack those teeth and tell them to make you a sandwich.

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Laptop is fixed! I now have a motivation to fap. :awesomeface:
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WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD

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the other day I was watching this porn that was in a british pub and the guy was like FOOK YERR and I couldn't stop laughing at his accent

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD

It's normal

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Syobon
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Do you fap a lot Bill? It seems to shoot more if I don't fap for some time.
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shazza
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Yeah generally the more pent up you are the more it...explodes.



Lol a girl talking about penises

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That sounds incredibly painful.
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