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Trygve
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:05 pm 
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Vax, it might be a sex breakdown. Which their parents won't help with.
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SpaceCaptain
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Trygve wrote:
sex breakdown


can I name my band this?
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Trygve
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Sure. Go for it. Credit me.
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KevTehNev
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Trygve wrote:
Vax, it might be a sex breakdown. Which their parents won't help with.

I would be more concerned if they DID help.

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Trygve
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KevTehNev
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"Here son have a hooker, that should help"

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Trygve
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"Hey, son, here's a hooker. Let me show you how it works. Let's do it like they do in that Mario Kart Double Dash game of yours as well, you go in the front."
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Valbrandur
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I got a fuck for a duck.
A duck for a fuck.
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Trygve
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Whenever I lie down on a couch or so, my shirt just seem to slide up. And I don't bother to pull it down.
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Valbrandur
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Your shirt is trying to take itself off because you know you are always supposed to be topless on a couch.
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Trygve
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Some things just don't mix.


Me and clothes? Noooooope.
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shazza
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Trygve wrote:
Whenever I lie down on a couch or so, my shirt just seem to slide up. And I don't bother to pull it down.

This happens and it also happens to my skirts if I am wearing one.

It makes me look like She-Urkel trying to be sexy.

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Some things just don't mix.


Me and clothes? Noooooope.
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