AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"That's right... I lied to you... for six months. "

All of the old man's parts in the Egorapter Zelda Rap.

WHAT THE @$*! IS AN ANIME.
-Probably a youtuber.

And this is a favorite of mine:

The three men Guan, Zhang, and Liu Bei swore an oath of brotherhood in Jiang Ziya Temple. They swore an oath to Heaven. They killed a white horse and sacrificed to Heaven. They killed a black ox and sacrificed to Earth.

"We seek only to die on the same day; we do not desire to have been born on the same day. When elder brother is in straits the brothers will come to his rescue. When the brothers have troubles, elder brother will go to their aid. If one of us fails to fulfill this promise, may Heaven not cover him nor Earth bear him up, may he be banished to the uttermost reaches of the Netherworld, and may he never be reincarnated in human form."

Liu Bei said, "I have only myself. You two have families to think about. I am afraid you will have second thoughts."

Duke Guan said, "I will do away with my family and go together with elder brother."

Zhang Fei said, "How can you lift your hand to kill the members of your own family? Elder brother, kill the members of my family, and I will kill yours."

Liu Bei said, "You have spoken correctly."

"I'll use my trusty frying pan...as a drying pan!!"

I've got my own joke stuck in my head like a dumb.
"Are you new?"
"Why yes, I was born just today."

"The greatest traitor has always resembled an honest man, and the greatest falsehood come across as truth. Righteousness and evil cannot be discerned by their appearances. Perhaps yesterday you decided wrongly about me, and perhaps today you misjudged me too. However, I remain myself. I have never cared about others misjudging me."

"YOUR FEELING OF HELPLESSNESS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SAVAGE"

BHUTANESE PASSPOOORT

"I am the rocks of the eternal shore, crash against me and be broken!"

I AM ERROR