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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 11:46 am 
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Oh, gee, I love my foreskin, you guys.


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Trygve wrote:
Oh, gee, I love my foreskin, you guys.


No one cares uncutfag


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I usually go dry too, and it has never been a problem for me. But when I do use lotion dear God it feels amazing.

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Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Oh, gee, I love my foreskin, you guys.


No one cares uncutfag

u just mad because i can be like a kangaroo


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yeah, using lotion does feel wonderful, but I'm always afraid of getting caught, so the shorter the set up time, the better. Just a tissue, and then a quick trip to the restroom to wash my hands and flush the "evidence".

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Having a bit of a breakdown again and my mom and dad think it's hilarious

they keep making fun on me and it's really really hard to calm down when that happens


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Having a bit of a breakdown again and my mom and dad think it's hilarious

they keep making fun on me and it's really really hard to calm down when that happens

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wanna talk about it?

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Okay, how come every single fucking self help website out there is either run by motherfucking vegan hippies or it's all religion related shit?!

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Okay, how come every single fucking self help website out there is either run by motherfucking vegan hippies or it's all religion related shit?!

Come on!

because smart people want you to pay for services.

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Nachalnik wrote:
Having a bit of a breakdown again and my mom and dad think it's hilarious

they keep making fun on me and it's really really hard to calm down when that happens



Dude, my parents are the same everytime I have a anxiety attack. That or they avoid me.

haha self help websites... those actully exist?

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I think people are confusing this thread with the minties thread...not that I'm saying anyone's problems have no merit.

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