1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Taxicab Samurai wrote:

You can use things that aren't just lube.
Any kind of lotion will work.

Eh? Every time I've used lotions they always got absorbed into the skin quickly. Great for sunburns and moisturizing dry skin, but I don't think that would translate well to what you're saying.

Taxicab Samurai · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 3:06 am

THEN REAPPLY IT

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

That seems like too much work to constantly have to reapply. Eh, not like it matters to me anyway. Only need to follow proper procedure if you actually do the task in question.

KevTehNev · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 3:18 am

Madican wrote:

That seems like too much work to constantly have to reapply.

That and it's a waste to use that much. I know i've tried. Not to mention over moisturizing isn't good for your skin.

Trygve wrote:

Spit on it.

1. gross
2. it would just dry too fast

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

I hate going to work because it actually means I have to get out of bed and take a shower.

hatehatehatehate

oh, and unrelated but my jaw is fucked today so no solids, I guess :c

Eat_box · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 3:45 am

Shit yeah pizza smoothie.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

AWWWW YEAH.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

I can barely get out of bed in the morning. I think it's time to admit depression has got the better of me.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Get in line, we'll give you your membership card in a minute.

John Craft · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 8:48 am

Sometimes I think that every single person who jokes aroung is secretly trying to yell "FUCK I'M SO SAD AND NO ONE WILL EVER NOTICE WHY WON'T ANYONE JUST GIVE A GOD MOTHERFUCKING HUG"

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

ahh shit it's saturday soon

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

John Craft wrote:

Sometimes I think that every single person who jokes aroung is secretly trying to yell "FUCK I'M SO SAD AND NO ONE WILL EVER NOTICE WHY WON'T ANYONE JUST GIVE A GOD MOTHERFUCKING HUG"

I've seen worst days. I'm doing pretty alright lately. I have the feeling that I'm ready to get to the next step in my life. Hopefully I'll only go onward after that.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

KevTheNev wrote:

Totally having trouble fapping lately, then again i just dry dog it and i most likely desensitized myself to all fuck. Dunno what to do.

I also I love this thread because I can say shit like this because I have no where else to really just talk about it casually

Man, I always dry dog it, never had any problems. Maybe you just fap too much though, I've had that problem before. Try abstinence for a while, a week, maybe two and see if that helps.

shazza · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:38 am

I have a huge project (partially? I don't even know anymore) due tonight and I am like. 1/16th done with it.

I keep running into issues...I have ran into issues for 4 weeks and I am at the end of my rope here. I've already had to have someone do like half of it for me because I just am too fucking stupid to figure it out on my own.

I do not deserve to pass this class.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:44 am

Yeah, I dry-hand it too. Lotion would just feel too weird to me.

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