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SpaceCaptain
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 7:16 am 
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I keep getting scabs in my nose, argh.

stop picking your nose


start picking your nose
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Nachalnik
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took my meds last night because my mom was here. wish i didn't because i feel sick, and depressed and my eyes hurt durrr

found this piece of paper that came with my pills. it was hidden in a book. apparently the stuff can kill you if you have the right symptoms. i have most of them.

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Chekt
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Umm why the fuck are you not talking to a doctor?

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Nachalnik
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well, i have. but i don't know. i have to take less now but then my arthritis got a hundred times worse.

if it was up to me i wouldn't take any meds at all but apparently i'm not in power to make decisions like that.
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Chekt
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Jeeze, can't I please take a shit without it clogging the toilet? ;_;

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Taxicab Samurai
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Jeeze, can't I please take a shit without it clogging the toilet? ;_;

It's probably not your crap, but using too much toilet paper.
Try to use less.

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Flush more often

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Syobon
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Don't flush your toilet paper, but put it in a bin. Probably better for the environment as well.
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Kalekemo
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Don't flush your toilet paper, but put it in a bin. Probably better for the environment as well.

That bin will be covered in shit... That's disgusting

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In India, they just wash one of their hands and then they wipe their booty with their hand and repeat.

That's what one of my gradeschool textbooks said, anyway.
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Chekt
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BE A MAN.
USE YOUR HAND.

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Syobon
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That bin will be covered in shit... That's disgusting


Idk, I don't do it myself, but I know some people do. But now that I think about it, that is rather disgusting.
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Nachalnik
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Valbrandur wrote:
In India, they just wash one of their hands and then they wipe their booty with their hand and repeat.


I'm pretty sure most people in India can't afford toilet paper anyway.
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Shad
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Nachalnik wrote:
I'm pretty sure most people in India can't afford toilet paper anyway.
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most people in India
aahahaha

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Nachalnik
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All people then? Some of them must be rich! They have a space program for crying out loud!
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