AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Keep an eye on that in case the blue turns black, meaning the tooth is dying.

Throat's been hurting for the past few days so I checked it out and it looks pretty red back there. No tonsils and no other symptoms so I'm not sure what it is, maybe a cold sore?

mine do

mini

me

little creaky

wait no that's a terrible name for him

I have two bags full of condoms. What do I do with these?

Make balloon animals.

Could possibly be strep. do you have a hard time swallowing? Did it start hurting without any provocation (as in, you haven't been coughing up respiratory problems)? Are your lymph nodes swollen? Is the back of your mouth/throat bright red with dark red spots? And lastly, (although this might be just something that happens with me) have you thrown up since after the throat problems started?


If you answered yes to all of these, then it is most likely strep. I used to get it every winter when I was younger and suddenly I was inside with all the sick people instead of being allowed outside.

this makes me feel ill because every condom I have ever experienced has been coated in a fine layer of lube that didn't make the latex smell any better

THE STRONG ODOR OF LUBED LATEX MAKES ME VOMIT

It feels like such a waste having these things sitting in my closet. They're going to just expire.

they last for like three years, how old are they already?

Put them all on

Melt them down and forge them into one big one.

solidify them and turn them into a fleshlight

Take 'em down to your local high school and sell them to teenagers.

It hurts to swallow (Wasn't bad at first but it got a lot worse tonight), started without provocation, and the back of my throat has some white surrounded by a red bump, but I don't know how to tell if my lymph nodes are suffering. Strep seems like a good conclusion but it's been sore since Sunday and I haven't felt ill at all, it could just be some virus.

Strep never makes me feel sick, personally. It's just the throat pain.

And yeah that sounds like strep.