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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:29 pm 
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John Craft wrote:
You realise you're going to die alone even though you're the only person for so many people who cares about them and acts like caring and listens to them and gives them advice and swears he'll always be there and is always there
yet no one will ever be there for you

What the fuck am I reading?


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my life story :U

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Those are some of the SADDEST VIDEO GAME ADS I've ever seen

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GOD why do I find these so MOVING
FUCK


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John Craft wrote:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Those are some of the SADDEST VIDEO GAME ADS I've ever seen

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Fucking noob forgot to play the inverted Song of Time.

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John Craft wrote:

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Hisan -> moar


I dunno, I find Poor Piggie more tragic because he's just a kid who got way too caught up in splicing and a Civil War, and all he wants to do is go home to his Mom and Dad who he wants to be proud of him. So he turns to Andrew Ryan/Atlas/Whoever gives him a promise to let him go him, which will involve killing you, which will fail.

Even more sad, is that I never even knew this guy existed. I just saw faceless enemies deserving a good ole' buckshot blast to the face. If I knew he was there, I would've left him alone.


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My parents both work different shifts (Dad had a day shift, and my Mom had a night shift), and even when they did come home, they were usually asleep to be able to work again later. I wasn't as sad when my mom was at work, though. Because before I went to sleep I'd always get to call her, and when I was told I wasn't allowed to because she would be busy, I'd cry and cry until I got to.

But for my dad it was different. I wasn't able to call him at all. No matter how many tears fell, and how many times I woke up my mom and made her mad, I couldn't. We had this gigantic brown teddy bear, and he always had a red and white checkered tie that I'd always play with. I guess I used it to compensate for my dad, because I remember always hugging it, watching t.v. with it, and playing with it around the house. I wonder if I went as far as talking to it.

But as I grew older and went to school and made lots of friends I didn't spend as much time with it. I'd always see it now and then in the living room sitting there. I'd curl up with it every now and then watching t.v., but other than that, nothing else.

One day I came home so sad and depressed about what a bunch of girls said to me. Immediately I thought of the brown bear. I don't know why, and I was a little surprised, but after stepping out of the bus, I ran home. I rapidly knocked on the door, and rang the doorbell till the button almost broke. My brother opened the door, and I bursted through, tossing my backpack and going straight to the couch. The bear was gone. His usual spot on the couch empty. I looked in other places of the house, and it wasn't too long before I saw he wasn't here. My brother asked me what I was looking for, and that was when my mom came out of her bedroom looking groggy from her nap to see what was happening.

I asked her where my bear was. She looked surprised and had to think a little before telling me that she sent it to the Salvation Army. She told me like it was no big deal, and said she also sent books and other of my and my brother's various toys and books with it. I teared up, and held my sobs till I got to my room, because no one really cared anymore if I was crying. In my room I cried and cried, but saw something sticking out of my toy box. It was the red and white checkered tie.
But it had no bear with it.


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Sounds an awful lot like you just copied and pasted it.

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CN, I think you misunderstood the point of this thread.


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i really want to go in the bathroom

and make myself throw up


i want to be pretty

i want to have what she has

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I saw on TV how in Africa people murder their children after accusing them of witchcraft.

This normally comes about when crops fail to grow, machines break, animals dying, etc.

I didn't think people could be that stupid today. They're just blaming their children for things they can't help and then killing them.

It's disgusting.


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John Craft wrote:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Those are some of the SADDEST VIDEO GAME ADS I've ever seen

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GOD why do I find these so MOVING
FUCK

Oh my god :[ That was so depressing omg

I just got Tuxedo Mask to play that game (he's never played any Zelda game but OOT, and I happen to have them all,) and now I'm going to be all upset every time he runs out of time

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i really want to go in the bathroom

and make myself throw up


i want to be pretty

i want to have what she has


You won't throw up ugliness.
You're saying she's pretty ?
Fuck her. She's not pretty.
You're saying you're not pretty ?
Fuck that. Say you are. Make sure you are.
If so many people can, that's not such a hard thing to do. Why couldn't YOU ?


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idk lol

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About a year and a half ago my dog died, then 2 weeks after then my friend Sandra died of cancer. I watched a stupid show on TLC about wedding dresses or some shit and the girl that was trying on dresses said her mom had died recently due to cancer.

This in tune made me think of Sandy's 3 daughters that will never have there mother watch them get married.

I dunno... I just cried a little thinking about it.

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Lolita wrote:
i really want to go in the bathroom

and make myself throw up


i want to be pretty

i want to have what she has
fat is phat.

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