AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A naked American man stole my balloons!

"2 is a little more than 1, 1 is a lot more than 0."

"I'd agree with you if it weren't for the fact that I'd be agreeing with you"

Fry cracked corn, and I don't care!
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care!
Bender cracked corn, 'cause he is great!
Take that you stupid corn!

What bally good fun this is, then, what a ripping good show! Positively smashing and simply marvelous! Both the cat's pajamas and also its meow! Both the soda can and the window-sill with a side of chopped onions! Like a nest full of well-attired vipers dancing a dandy waltz betwixt my thighs!

"You shouldn't base every single thing you do based on wether or not you're morally obligated to do so. You're not morally obligated to do that but..."

You know I keep posting things in here that aren't actually from any fiction but rather from my own mind but eh, it's not like the origin of the quote is the important part right?

"Time Lords of Gallifrey. Daleks of Skaro. I serve notice on you all."

"Keiichirou believed in you!"

"Nice booty!"

"Keiichirou believed in you!"

"Niiiiiice booty."

"Gimme that gun, gimme that gun! I need to shoot the president!"

"...Because if I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked."

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you touch can and will be held against you in the court of sex. If you cannot afford a sex-tourney..."

"Maybe it's the beer talkin', Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here... hmamhahkavhmamvvhhmgghmmhv... Five dollars?! Get outta here."

"FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE..."

"[long pause]......I can see the futuuuuuuuuuuuuure......"
"[on fire].............................................I'M ON FIRE."
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"I never asked for this."
^The quote that I use non-stop. No, I mean it. NON. STOP.