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 Post subject: Re: Fictional quotes stuck in your head?
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 Post subject: Re: Fictional quotes stuck in your head?
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"You shouldn't base every single thing you do based on wether or not you're morally obligated to do so. You're not morally obligated to do that but..."

You know I keep posting things in here that aren't actually from any fiction but rather from my own mind but eh, it's not like the origin of the quote is the important part right?


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