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 Post subject: Movie Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:03 am 
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well pretty much, this is the same as the VG Quotes thread in the Videogame section!

Post favorite Movie quotes or something like that...



Guy-1: "You're Bleeding"
Guy-2: "I ain't got time to bleed"

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Mum, is my nose too big?

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ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKAH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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Eddie, you keep talkin' like a bitch, I'm gonna slap ya like a bitch.
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"Why do they call him The Rabbi?"
"Because he's a Rabbi."
"Oh."
"I need you to kill his son, The Fairy."
"Why do they call him The Fairy?"
"Because he's a Fairy."
"He's a Fairy? What, does he float around with wings and sprinkle Fairy dust on ev--"
"He's a homosexual."
"Oh."

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"Well that may be true.... but at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh."

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Water wrote:
"Why do they call him The Rabbi?"
"Because he's a Rabbi."
"Oh."
"I need you to kill his son, The Fairy."
"Why do they call him The Fairy?"
"Because he's a Fairy."
"He's a Fairy? What, does he float around with wings and sprinkle Fairy dust on ev--"
"He's a homosexual."
"Oh."
I love that movie.

Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian.
Alex: You're a what?
Jonathan: I don't eat meat.
Alex: How can you not eat meat?
Jonathan: I just don't.
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What?
Alex: No meat?
Jonathan: No meat.
Alex: Steak?
Jonathan: No...
Alex: Chickens!
Jonathan: No...
Alex: And what about the sausage?
Jonathan: No, no sausage, no meat!
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat any meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] Not even sausage?
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] I know!
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What is wrong with him?
Alex: What is wrong with you?

Ganked from imdb because I'm too lazy to type it all out.
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Blood Vex wrote:
"Well that may be true.... but at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh."

It looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

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-You better watch your butt man!
-Okay.
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-I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.
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Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

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FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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Am I saying meow?

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