AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My friends and I posted a few of these in our classes while our teachers weren't paying attention:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/410306/poster

Eventually we got caught...

Many lulz when the student administrator read it to me, and then said it was "advertising against the schools wishes" and "threatening." Hearing an angry old lady yelling at me for "planning to throw a party and distribute cake in class" is the best experience ever. It took much willpower on my part to keep from telling her that the cake is a lie.

It was hilarious. But I almost got suspended.

It's amazing how people will take the slightest joke and misconstrue it as being a threat.

Reminds of when they put up the Aqua Teen Hunger Force lightbrites or whatever in Boston, and people thought they were bombs.

HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING TO MAKE OTHERS pop flyin', YOU BASTARD.

You, sir, are the savior of mankind.

Our school has laptops we use regularly.

Sometimes we find pictures on the desktops from another class.

Tori found a Naruto desktop on hers.

I found cake on mine.

Cake.

Apparently, it is a lie.

Lawliet just went up like 5 pegs on the awesome scale. Consider this an electronic high five. Good show, ol' boy, good show.

Having L on awesome scale is redundant.

got anything else like that?

Actually, the copyright AZ awesome scale has Lawliet as one of the points of reference. He's in between Varn and Merlin (That's what she said).

It's a Varn, L, and Merlin sandwich! :awesome:
Wait... who's below L?

Thats like asking why was six afraid of seven.


Seven was a serial killer.

I'm the un-awesome dorky person

I was thinking more along the lines of, "Wait, he said L was between Merlin and Varn... who's above L and who's below him?"

Cool as Varn is, has anyone even seen of him in the last three weeks?

Nope. He's pretty much MIA.

Angry Brittish/Middle Eastern female rappers have pretty much rendered that phrase useless at this point.