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Ein
 Post subject: That my friend.... IS what she said
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:09 am 
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I was going around looking at threads... there are ALOT of "thats what she said" jokes.. so.. i decided to make a thread just for that..
also welcome are "your mom" jokes.

To start:
Your mom/ex-gf jokes

Your mom is like Greyhound buses, she serves all of the US.

Your mom is so loose, I now know where Saddam hide all his WMD's.

My ex-gf is like a community fridge, I can go and get whatever i want from it when ever i want it.. but then again.. so can everyone else thats around.

Your mom is like DSL, only costs 15 bucks and she's fast.

That's what she said jokes/your mom

I was sitting in US History Class and my teacher asked the question, "what was the large industry in Michigan that brought alot of men here (i live in MI) to live"
The answer: Your mom.

In the same class on the final exam 3/15 written response answers I wrote, "your mom"... i think thats why I failed.

My friends and I were hanging out and one friend blurted out "I dont deserve this!!!"
My other friend quickly responded "Thats what she said".

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You can't make a thread just for "that's what she said" jokes. They aren't to be used like that, it's common law.

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Merlin wrote:
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THATS WHAT I SAID TO HER!@!!

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Your mom.

That's what she said!!

I use the phrase, "Oh, I know I do..." or "That's what I do in my free-time." more often than your mom or that's what she said jokes.

"Who rollerblades in the winter?"
Oh, I know I do...

"Nobody tells 'your mom' jokes anymore."
That's what I do in my free-time.

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Yesterday on my bus home a stupid little preppy chick said something to me.. and sad to say it took a tad longer then usual to make a comeback and when i had said my comeback her words were "you had three seconds, you took five"
i quickly responded, "thats what she said"

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If i were really rustled...

Hab SoSlI Quch:twisted:

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nobhdy wrote:
Hab SoSlI Quch:twisted:


That's what she said.

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invariably. :|

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nobhdy wrote:
invariably. :|
That's what she said.

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I'm sorry, I had to bump this.

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Ze Blaffle! wrote:
I'm sorry, I had to bump this.
That's what she said. And by she, I mean your mom.

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Your mommy is so fat that obi-won said "that's no space station that's you're mommy"


yeeeeaaaaahhhhh i got nothing :( :roll:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
"Nobody tells 'your mom' jokes anymore."
That's what I do in my free-time.


That's what she said :colbert: :awesome:

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