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 Post subject: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:40 am 
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Am I the only one who does this?

My android phone is named SHODAN, my external harddrive is named Athena, my music library is called Alexandria and my ipod is called Anubis.

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:50 am 
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I just name everything Metal Gear

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:53 am 
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Laptop is George, Tablet is Arthur, Phone has yet to receive a name other than stupid thing.
HVe at it naming my phone AZ

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:55 am 
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I don't name my technology

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
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Not a tech thing really, but my truck's name is Sylvia.

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:59 am 
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Actually I take that back. I've only given names to two of my computers. Both of which were horrible.

Blue Beast for this huge-booty blue-cased computer
Black Box for one of those black Dell computers that the schools used to use. I think it was a Compact model.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:59 am 
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I named my Kettle Gregory.


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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:36 am 
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I flrgot I named my Clarinet.
Shes Antionette.

Still need Phone names. Thinking Leon. Or Leonard.

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:12 am 
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My previous desktop, laptop, scanner, camera, wacom were named... Loki, Thor, Jormungandr, Hel, Fenrir. In that order. (All Scandinavian deities)

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
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I name my computers after videogame characters because I'm a huge loser (it's actually helpful when you're trying to figure out which computer is which on the network)
My iPhone just has my name though so it'll be easier for someone to find me if I lose it somewhere.

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My laptop is "shit"

On a less spiteful note, ym computer is named Enceladus.

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
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I call all my earbuds, Elusive. Cause I can never find them.

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My desktop is SHODAN and my laptop is HAL-2000 because I'm so imaginative and it was required.

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:44 am 
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my car is Zangetsu. My friend named him Zangetsu and it stuck, otherwise his name would be Roy because it's a Mustang and I'm hilarious.

desktop computer is Trogdor

ipod is HUGBEE

i think that's all i've named



my fiance's car is The Moose because his license plate ends in MOO5 and i will miss that and only that when he finally gets a new one.

he also calls his collective motorcycle gear and anything he has in the passenger seat of his car Sally. He says it's a biker thing? I have no idea but Sally needs to stop being everywhere I need to sit haha

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 Post subject: Re: Names you give your gizmos
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My car is called "Goddammit-why-does-the-AC-never-work". My computer is called "Goddammit-why-does-the-fan-never-work". My phone is called "Goddammit-what-do-you-mean-no-wifi-connections-available-every-other-fucking-person-in-this-room-is-on-wifi".

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