AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Konnichiwa, patron-sans! And welcome to the AZ Cafe!


Here at the AZC, we are all very sugoi kawaii uguu~. We offer a wide variety of teas, coffes and pastries!

We promise that all our staff are just the absolute most desu mothafuckas you will ever lay eyes on.They will be just fucking ENTRHALLED to meet your every need, and we mean that in every sense of the word. Every. One.

We are always accepting applications and will never turn down a customer, so come on in, have a seat, and order some god daisies coffee or something, desu ne~ ^_^

We are no longer looking for more maids to hire! Please enjoy your stay and our supper kawaii staff!

Our current staff includes ~!
Our favorite tusundre Manager The Willow Witch~!!
Our bishoujo co-Manager Malum-Chan!
And our ~Bearista~ Nef-Bear-Kun Rawr~!!!
Our sweet yandere Kira-Chan! In charge of the pastries nomnom
Terraem-Senpai who is in charge of teas!
Komo-sama! Who is our Head Maid (dont piss them off! (u-u))
~MAID OF DRINKS~ Trippin-sama (^o^)
Noffle-Chan the sexy seme cashier and our loli AngelicSongx (dont touch her or Noffle-chan will eat you!! > o < )
super ~UGU~ uke Sceb-kun, who is in charge of all the cookies and sparkly ~glitters~ :3
Unba-Kun is in charge of the croissants and Lyra-Chan is in charge of jellys and jams and spreads!
Angie-chan!! She does reception and makes sure everyone is where they are supost to be :3 <3
Runes-kun, whom is in charge of making super dupper yummy sammiches
Crispu, our Muffin Mistress! <3 <3 <3 so ~ugu~
Chibi-Sol, please dont pet them, that syth is super sharp!
Keegstar the squirtle who serves patron-sama's and cleans dishes in super fast speeds with their bubble beams!
Dire our second barista, and wonderful artist!
Madican-chan the janitor!!!

And our super bara hunky buff bouncers ~swooon~ (^u^) (^0^)

Remember to share your experiences and stories of all the times you've visited the AZC! Have a kawaii daaaay~

im not sure how i feel about this

M-malum.
What are you doing.
Malum you are being silly.

I will forever continue to be the BEST MAN-MAID.

Name: Betrippin

Sugoi Aliases: Harunobu Higashikuni, Wrath angerfist and Mitch Goldenbeef

Why you should hire this motherfucker for your café:

I mean just look at him:

This motherfucker has god damned butterflies on is cheek. If you don’t think butterflies aren’t sugoi/kawaii or whatever your Japanese word of preference is, YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE CALLED KAWAII


this motherfucker will do anything for a laugh, I mean look at this:


Not only is this motherfucker wearing some TOTALLY RADICAL AND SICK ROSE TINTED GLASSES but look at that god damned face he is making. If that doesn’t Just SCREAM tsundre, I don’t know what does.


And last, just look at his handsome mug,











You can’t NOT hire that

Why are your teeth so yellow in the first pic

Name: Unbalanced

Kawaii Alias: Unba-kun

Proof of Kawaii:



Look at this. Just...look at it.

Hell, in fact, you should hire both Lyra and me. We'll be the most kawaii maids ever.

W-what

Stand aside bitch, because AngelicsongX and I are the true Kawaiiest couple around.


Name: Noffletoff

Kawaii name: Nofflechan

Proof of Kawaii:



As you can see by this picture, I am full blown kawaii as a mother fucker. Complete with ^_^ and :3 emoticons.

You know I am genuine kawaii because I have green hair and screw all the rules. I am tsendure as fuck.

I also have experience in not actually doing my job in a restaurant and getting into shitty adventures that defy reality, while not being fired.

I'll make sure that your customers are properly bitch slapped by my wallet on a daily basis.

I will not however star in any yaoi porn.

Wow I love this drawing, the design of the character is amazing

Waiter!
I'd like an Irish Coffee!

I think I'll get a hot dog. At the hot dog stand, outside.

no promises we won't be like
idk making out or something couples do
when we're supposed to be working

i can be a cat girl

*Awkward

yeah honestly that's most likely what's gonna happen, we'll try to keep it in the kitchen

(and i can be a fox boy)