AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was talking to one of my weeaboo friends and he sent me 3 post with the name only labeled “Tales” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? He just giggled and said “Just read them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN YOU’RE READING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird sonic erotica or some strange sh*t but as I read the first post, I was like “ ”So”…..what the fu*k..” THEN HE CONTINUED and he was like “Soooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING SKYPE CHAT AND THEN HE SAID “SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his gay encounter collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP READING IT, THEN POST TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…”SOOOOOOO”…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL WITH THE FREAKY EYES THEN SHE…”SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT SODOMY COIL AND THEN “SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR FORUM WANTED TO TALK TO YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT READING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW POST THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND TALES WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, TALES WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T READ A POST LABELED TALES, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[I warned you 'bout TALES, bro.

I told you dog.]

[TALES from the crypt]

[TALES and two Kiddies]

I don't know what I'm doing....

BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I liked unfunny waste of space, time and resources better back when they were original.

you weren't even here for that

er...
i just got in the shower... and this comes up? and omg that photo. Pretend i have a creepy gif up ok i can't make one right now but in like a week i will and it'll just be very delayed ok

Upon my reading of the post labelled "Tales", I felt a chill consuming me. It was an unnatural chill, the chill of death, breathing down my neck.

I knew that I would not have long before I would be consumed by the pits of Hell and thus, I fell to my knees and prayed for salvation.

It was far too late for prayers and the last thing I witnessed before my eternal torture of browsing AZ was Tales' face staring into my eyes.

Bravo.

if you say Tales' name three times into a mirror in a dark room he will appear behind you and talk about random shit

all previous attempts proved fatal

I just read a post labeled Tales.
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