AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Stop right there, immigrant scum! We thank you for choosing to spread your filth to our fine country, but first you must fill out this immigration paper! Careful not to smudge it too much.


Great gods! this guy's handwriting is terrible! Well, what will you write?

N: Runes
R: Dark Elf
G: Male
O:Broke Royalty Lying(assuming is theif)

Lifts-Her-Tail
Argonian
Female, Broke

Name: Wabbadash Gizmodo
Race: Gnome
Broke Tourist.

Brexton the Simple
Human male
Terrorist

Atticus
female
Traveling saleswoman

Bob
Kajhit
Male
Broke

You decide this is silly, so you mix in some jokes.


Ok, he's checking it out! everything seems to be in ord- wait...


apparently guards are legally required to not be able to take a joke.

inspect brown thing on ground

That's your chamber pot. You haven't used it yet, but might have to soon.

Use it.

thank guards for providing you with a chamber pot, not a lot of prisoners get that luxury

Equip pot as your new hat.

Use it, then equip it as a hat.

Use it, put aside to use as a weapon later.