AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How would you marry the scandal?

Discuss.

Personally, I'd grate the raptor.

(Why, yes. I AM insane. Thanks for asking.)

This is lame.

Seconded.

Sage.

D'arg.

All right, too random for funny.

May this topic receive the killage.

Being soooo totally random died with Invader Zim. There's an entire subculture of 14 year old hot topic shoppers that love being sooo totally random and claim to be crazy. And none of it's funny or cool or hip. Spork of doom taco muffin babies that vomit alien pizza slorge. See How easy it is? And that's why that style of humor blows, because it's too easy, repetitive, and nobody laughs at it. Unless you're part of the "rebellious" mall-goth/pop/bubblegum-punks between the ages of 8 and 14 demographic, then you probably love "omg so random!"



hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*


I'm not trying to flame-bait you. I'm just trying to give you a little incite on how to bring the lulz, and how not the bring the lulz. And being that "Hi, I'm crazy, you can tell because everything I say is random and nonsensical." guy is anti-lulz.

You forgot Katy's 'older sister'. I demand postage of her. Now.

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with Sailor Moon. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

DOOOOOOOOOM!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

I personally think the difference between random funny and random unfunny is verbs. Example:


If the glue on your toast dropped on the floor, would you eat the toast or not eat the toast?

Or,

If the glue on your toast died, would you fish the toast or UNfish the toast?


Hey, I just think UNfish is a cool word. Sue me.

THIRTEEN TOO!
SNAAAAP!

wut

... I hope that child is just eating a lot of spaghetti.

Frosted Butts

BOLD ITALICS.

(, bitches)

Harsh.
By the way, pass me that Katy girls number. Be a chap, eh wot?