AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Your parents were killed and you have fallen into a vat of acid.

Go here to find out what your superpower is. Then tell us what it is, and how you would use it to fight crime.

Energy Emission

I shall... uhh, blow enemies up?

fucking dammit
got the omnitrix

i guess i'll turn into aliens

OF COURSE I DON'T GET TO CHOOSE WHICH FUCKING ONE AND THE FUCKING WATCH JUST DOES WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANTS TO LIKE NOT WORKING

Mendacity Detection.

OH BOY I GET TO BE AN INTERROGATOR

probability manipulation

i'd use it to ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH

Dehydration

I'd stick my hands into lakes, ponds, streams, and oceans.

Fuck you, good guys. I'M A VILLAIN
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM SOMEONE WITH A SHITTY SUPERPOWER

Edit:
OHOHOHO

Second try: Solar Manipulation

Apparently I can create miniature suns and control UV light and make plants grow and stuff.

DOUBLE SUN POWWWEEEEERRRRRR

night vision?


Fuck this I'm with citation on this one



SUPERVILLAINY AHOY!

I got Nerve Manipulation

I get to control the nerves of myself and other people.

I'd use it to dull injured people's pain and cause criminals to feel as if their skin is on fire or something.

Umbrakinesis

I AM THE NIGHT

Second try got me Possesion. Oh yes.

The power to get oneself "knocked up".

I... can be pregnant now.




...Well, I think I've won the contest for "worst superpower"!

Zink wins. My first superpower was awesome in comparison.

Solar manipulation.

I CONTROL GLOBAL TEMPURATURES. BOW BEFORE ME.

second try nabbed me elemental breath




much more useful than the omnitrix in my opinion.

i got sublimination on my second try.