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 Post subject: You Walk into a Bar - Sassy Detective Adventure
PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:13 pm 
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You find yourself in a somewhat empty bar at 9:34pm, awaiting your current client Mr. Geoffry Pennynob.
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You are a hard-boiled detective in her late 20's. You are a chain smoker and a alcoholic because who self respecting Detective in the 50's aint.
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You have been recently informed that the locally famous singer Marry Looper A.K.A Miss.Pearly Feather has been missing for the past week and you have been hired to find out where she's be off to and bring her back by her next show.
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You've been waiting 4 hours for Mr. Pennynob to show up and had your fill of TEQUILA shots and a cup of WHISKEY. You look over to the stage Miss.Marry was supost to have worked at,you sigh and get ready to leave the bar.
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Then you realized after consuming so much alcohol you forgot your name, what was it again?

Edit: I'm going to update everyday after school.

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Ann Hero works better.

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GODFIST McLIGHTNING HAMMER

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You ponder a while on tom-foolish names you wish your parents had named you such as GODFIST McLIGHTNING HAMMER, but alas you recall your name was Ann Hero, preferably just Hero though as ol' dad used to call you.

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You take our your city map to find your way home, it is in the largest apartment building in the middle of the city.

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You catch the nearest trolley and are home in a half an hour. It is now 10:05 PM.

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You shuffle about your room considering going to bed, but think not since you don't feel tired in any way so you sit in your desk and take out a RUBIX CUBE.

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You remember you are horrible at the RUBIX CUBE.

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You put the BROKEN RUBIX CUBE in to your desk drawer and take out the list of suspects you had been mailed yesterday.

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Now what? You think to yourself.

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