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 Post subject: God hates Nerds!
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It seems that the members of the Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church aren't very pop flyin' about the San Diego Comic-Con. According to them, it's a gathering of lost souls who are obsessively worshipping false idols like Batman:


Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent - so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry.
Members of the church intend on staging a 45-minute protest during one of the least busy days of the convention in order to get everyone back on the right track.


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Pfffft.

Those silly little Baptists.
I've yet to meet one I can take seriously.

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Hey [Citation]
I'm a Baptist :I

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What.

The hell.

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It's Westboro Fucking Baptist Church.

If they ever said anything that amounted to one iota of sense or intelligence, I think my brain would fucking explode.

I think they're pretending to be zealots so they can make christians even more hated than they already are.


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Yeah, [CN]. That's kinda rude. Especially since Westboro has kinda been excommunicated from the rest of the world's Baptists for being dicks.

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BATMAN IS THE TRUE GOD

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Yeah, [CN]. That's kinda rude. Especially since Westboro has kinda been excommunicated from the rest of the world's Baptists for being dicks.

This

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I'm a Baptist :I

Like I said.
I've yet to meet one I can take seriously.

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Rave Sokka and that crazy black thing don't help.
You seem to be a pretty carefree.
Every Baptist I've met was all 'SHUN HALLOWEEN' and 'SHUN CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SANTA IS AN ANAGRAM OF SATAN' and 'SHUN EVERYTHING FUN JUST BECAUSE WE CAN'.
And 'SHUN MAKEUP' and 'SHUN TELEVISIONS' and 'SHUN SHUNNING' and 'SHUN WEDDING RINGS BECAUSE ROMANS WORE THEM'.
Romans also wore clothes. :awesomeface:

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There had better be Mutant protests and SPIDERMAN: THREAT OR MENACE? posters as counter-protest out there or I will be very disappointed.

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Sloth wrote:
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Like I said.
I've yet to meet one I can take seriously.

It is still incredibly rude.

And no one likes the westboro baptist church. Not even the crazy religious nuts.

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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Sloth wrote:
Hey [Citation]
I'm a Baptist :I

Like I said.
I've yet to meet one I can take seriously.

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Rave Sokka and that crazy black thing don't help.
You seem to be a pretty carefree.

Touche


Funny, I rarely find Baptists like that
My dad is an ordained Baptist Minister, with tattoos and ear rings, and very into "secular" music and stuff like that.

I guess my family and the Baptist families I've know are just really laid back or something

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Not trying to be rude. I'm sorry if I was.

It's just... I'm surrounded by uptight super-serious Baptists where I live.

And they hate me.
And I hate them.
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Do you live in Texas?

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I haven't laughed at religon this much sense I saw the pastor rant on Pokemon.

They just want attention, the sooner we learn to just luagh quietly at things like this, the sooner they'll shut up at complain about something else.

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