AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'll have my coffee dark.

As dark as this vorld seems sometimes.

You are a blessing unto mankind, Ame.

So, do ve have a topic for today's conversation?

How about the recent invention of electricity, ol' chap? It won't last too long, in my opinion. People will simply get bored of it. No potential.

It's like my mind exploded in a seizure of classiness.

I didn't get it at first.

Then I clicked the links and promptly grew a mustache.

I didn't get it at first. Then I clicked on the first link, then on the second link.
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Peuh! I grew a full beard and monocle in an instant.

I grew a sax out af my mouth.

I do say, this brandy seems rather rubbish. Who purchased this appalling spirit?

I'm afraid that I'm not quite confident in my classiness. So, would anyone have any advice on just what kind of hat would go well with Civil War period attire?

Nice use of youtube repeat Ame.

Very nice Ame. You're a saint.

I hear slavery has been abolished. This well spell disaster for my plantation.

I say Ame, you have brightened my day tenfold. You've consistently earned my respect throughout the short history of my stay at this forum.

Good man, good man.