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Eat_box
 Post subject: What I Learned in Boating School Today...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:53 am 
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Here's a thread to post recent realizations you've had or things you've learned..

I've realized that everything is knives.

And that cats are selfish assholes.

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I REALIZED

BLANKITY

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The incomparable princess brothel wrote:
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JUST THREE MORE WORDS

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL ISSSS

that if they sky is grey as shit it's probably going to rain.

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I learned how to ride the ponysnake all the way to tunatown.

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It is not socially acceptable to enkindle innocent equines and propel them off escarpments.
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I learned that if you order something on Wednesday night and its going to be a three day weekend don't get up early on Tuesday expecting a package. It won't be there.
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I have learned the word metatarsal-phalangeal
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I learned how to ride the ponysnake all the way to tunatown.


Where's tunatown?

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I learned that driving a boat is much harder than driving a car.
I dont blame spongebob for failing so much anymore

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I learned that driving a boat is much harder than driving a car.
I dont blame spongebob for failing so much anymore


I can't get past that fucking divot.

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I got to level 3.

Took one look.

Said Fuck that shit.

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