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 Post subject: Kinder Suprise Toys lacking in quality.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:26 pm 
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"In sadder news, research groups have concluded that Kinder Surprises have expierenced a significant decrease in quality.

President Obama has announced that he will meet with German Chancellor Angela Merkel to discuss improvement programs aimed at stabilizing the quality level of future Kinder Surprise toys....

In a twelve hour speech today at Congress, Obama explained how a surge in troop deployment in Kandahar would have a positive effect of Kinder Surprise production."


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You can't even assemble them anymore, can you

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What is this and why should i care?

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I had a friend who went to Germany every summer and sometimes she would bring back Kinder Surprises.

I don't remember if they were actually all that good, but daisies did I love them as a kid.

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You != everybody, Odds. <3

When I was a kid, my mother never bought me these from the Russian store. She said the were crap.
My nephew now gets them all of the time.

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Bacon wrote:
I had a friend who went to Germany every summer and sometimes she would bring back Kinder Surprises.

I don't remember if they were actually all that good, but daisies did I love them as a kid.

Uh, you don't need to go to Germany to find Kinder Surprises :I

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I ate them when I was in Colombia.

Or some equivalent anyway. I remember they had Disney themed toys inside.
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When I was a kid, they had some shark/arabian nights themed collectibles inside them which I thought were the bomb.

They were called 'Sharky Babas'.


They were painted with sparkly blue paint and everything. <3

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I ate them when I was in Colombia.

Or some equivalent anyway. I remember they had Disney themed toys inside.

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Am I just mistaken and Kinder Eggs aren't in many places?

I mean, they're all around where I live.

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