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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:45 am 
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Ok, I remember the old translator thread and it's gone now so hey, here's the new one. Use this to translate it: http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

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Billface is funny and bill is silly for suggesting it was a Lady Gaga song."AFRIKAANS : Billface is funny en wetsontwerp is dom vir suggereer dit was 'n Lady Gaga liedjie.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface is funny, and Bill was stupid for suggesting it was a Lady Gaga song.
ALBANIAN : Billface është qesharak, dhe Bill ishte i trashë për të sugjeruar se ajo ishte një këngë video pa.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface is funny, and Bill was silly to suggest that it was a song without the video.
ARABIC : Billface هو مضحك وسخيف وكان بيل تشير إلى أن كانت أغنية دون الفيديو.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface is funny and silly and Bill suggest that the song without the video.
BELARUSIAN : Billface смешна і глупства, і Біл выказаць здагадку, што песня без відэа.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and silly, and Bill suggested that the song without the video.
BULGARIAN : Billface смешно и глупаво, и Бил предполага, че песента без видео.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and silly, and Bill suggests that the song without the video.
CATALAN : Billface graciós i ximple, i Bill suggereix que la cançó sense el vídeo.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and silly, and Bill suggested that the song without the video.
CHINESE : Billface滑稽和无聊,以及条例草案建议,在没有视频的歌曲。
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and silly, and the Bill proposes that, in the absence of video of the song.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : Billface滑稽和愚蠢的,而条例草案建议,在没有视频的歌曲。
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and stupid, but the Bill proposes, in the absence of video of the song.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : Billface滑稽和愚蠢,但條例草案建議,在沒有視頻的歌曲。
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and stupid, but the Bill proposes, in the absence of video of the song.
CROATIAN : Billface smiješno i glupo, ali Bill predlaže, u nedostatku video od pjesme.
Back to ENGLISH : Billface funny and stupid, but the Bill proposes, in the absence of video of the song

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:49 am 
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what was the original phrase?
it doesnt say

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Oops, I probably quoted it wrong. Will try and edit it back in (or bill you try having a go at it, I can't find the original, and probably slightly better one we used originally).

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is it a stupid lady gaga song?

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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

The original post is changed now.

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"We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip - "I'm so sorry, Philip" - then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over. "

...10 translations later we get:

"In the car, my mother, we invite car dealers in Philip attention - "Sorry, Philip" - then empacats mother, let Leeds and above the hole and the cup, and look forward to a strike in all cases."

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Quote:
Original text:

"lolol disappoint my parents"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lulu is eyff."


Quote:
Original text:

"WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL"

...54 translations later we get:

"At Spirit Cup."

Quote:
Original text:

"I need a third thing to translate...."

...54 translations later we get:

"Part 3 .... Image."

I experimented. Man, this is bizarre.


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Quote:
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"Awkward Zombie is so awkward."

...10 translations later we get:

"Lazy is a very difficult problem."

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Any phrase, when run enough times through robotic translators, will come out horribly mangled.

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Quote:
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"Have yourself a Merry, Merry Christmas. From now on your troubles will melt away..."

...10 translations later we get:

"And a pop flyin' holiday. Since then, melting ..."

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I only posted this in the unimportant topics thread before you.
:(

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Mete wrote:
I only posted this in the unimportant topics thread before you.
:(

probably where he got the idea from

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WouldYouKindly wrote:
Mete wrote:
I only posted this in the unimportant topics thread before you.
:(

probably where he got the idea from


wut.

Do you mean the original thread? If not, what was the thing you posted translated...? Ahaha, sorry if I did geg off your idea then.

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I put in "have you sniffed a koala today?"

it came back with "what is koala."

then I put in "death by wallaby"

it came back with "Born in Australia."

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Indecisive wrote:
"what is koala."


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