AWKWARD ZOMBIE

in short, someone will ask a question and someone post a reply answering the question, going into a little bit of detail about said answer. if your answer is no then just say no or why you haven, etc.

then post your own question to keep it rolling

for example

poster1: Have you ever watched yourself eat in a mirror before?

poster2: yea, i was just eating in my bathroom one day and decided to look at myself eat

(bad example is bad but it gets the point across)

SO

Have you ever built your own computer?

No, because I don't really know how to do that.

DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM INCAPABLE OF LOVE

put in an edit to say post your own question after you answered derp

because your a mod :awesome:

have you ever stayed up all night reading a book

no

have you ever played any of the roller coaster tycoon games?

Played one for about 15 minutes once and got extremely bored.

Have you ever seen a tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair?

No..




Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

hahaha no

have you ever peed in the sink?

Yes, but I was 1.




Have you ever played the game Pikmin?

Once but it was rather uncomfortable...



Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

goddomnit squig

have you ever jumped off the roof of a house

Yes, but it was a small house.





Have you ever ended the life of another living being?

Yes. Then I beat up a hooker and drove off to the next city. Then I turned the game off cause I was tired of it.

Have you ever wrestled with someone of the same gender before?

Serious time. Yes I have. It was a small rabbit. My dog had found it and mangled it. I found it still alive. I did it a kindness and ended it's misery.

To whatever came before yes, no, or once but my mother was in the room so not very hard.

Who wants to ask a question?

What de fuck, bork bork?
I brush my teeth while I pee in the shower.