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 Post subject: I got this email what do I do
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:05 pm 
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Hello Dearest One,
I am Miss Suzan Harry, I am the only daughter of late Chief and Mrs. Harry Eboue. My father was a very wealthy Cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory Coast ; my father was poisoned to death by his business associates during one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on November 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Ten million, Seven hundred thousand United State Dollars ($US10.7M) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That due to the incessant political crisis in this country and to avoid been kill by his enemies I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this cheddar and use it for investment purpose such as real estate or hotel management.

Please, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

(1) To provide a bank account into which this cheddar would be transferred to:

(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am still a small girl:

(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and also to secure a resident permit in your country:

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, Pls indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be conclude within seven (7) days you signify your interest to assist me,

Anticipating hearing from you urgently.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours Sincerely,
Miss Suzan Harry




What do I do how should I respond


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:06 pm 
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Respond: Cool Story Bro.

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Respond: Cool Story Bro.


this.

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I get these all the time; there's really nothing you should do. Just delete the e-mail. For one thing, this person is asking you for a bank account number. Sound fishy?
Plus, if she were a 'little girl' would she really have such a well-developed vocabulary?
Don't trust messages like these. They are scams.

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Malum wrote:
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Respond: Cool Story Bro.


this.

This.


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I like this response the best so far.


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This looks legit to me

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
This looks legit to me


I can't trust you with that avatar.


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Do what the girl asks, you heartless bastard.

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Anyone that spells their name Suzan, can't be serious.


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BANANA wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
This looks legit to me


I can't trust you with that avatar.
RIDER KIIIICK!!

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
BANANA wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
This looks legit to me


I can't trust you with that avatar.
RIDER KIIIICK!!
At least I don't think piccolo dick when I see your posts anymore.


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