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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:59 am 
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Exactly what it says on the tin, folks.
Put all your quotes here that you believe are absolutely fantastic and awesome and you came/burst out in laughter/facepalmed when you read/heard it.

This is nice.


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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.


I'm never going to be able to bake a pie at this rate.


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[11:16:47 PM] George: that girl deserved what she got and you know it

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"Quotes are ghey"

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Head of The Brothel wrote:
"Quotes are ghey"

I TOLD YOU DAWG
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE QUOTES

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WHERE QUOTING THIS MAN

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

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in b4 who cares

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The Brothel man,
HASS THE QUOTE

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Myk wrote:
in b4 who cares


in after in b4 who cares


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the quote ruse WAs A...........


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