AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Since all these types of threads are about pokemon, I decided to add some varitey to the Forums.

So now...

TEAM FORTRESS 2
THE ADVENTURE

>It is 1962. A time without any of that I-Poddies or Dot Commy mumbo jumbo. A simpler time, A better time.
You are waiting in line at the civics center to join the R.E.D. army.
When you get to the front, A man at a desk asks you for your name and feild of expertise.


Now why can't you remember your name?

this isn't the Video Games thread.

Wel, Pokemon adventures is about a video game, but it isn't in the Video game forum.
I'll edit the title.

Because you left it back at home.

It's John Moruvin Narituasla.

say to him "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, . . . "

I am Heavy Weapon Guy.

Goddammit.

I was just considering making an adventure, except mine would have been original instead of being based off a game. I guess I have to wait for this one to die. I might as well play along for the time being.

Say your name is Kevin Thunderpickle.

I tell him a tale of how I would be able to tell him my name, if I hadn't suffered severe brain damage from all the fights I've been in.

This, however, does not affect my expertise with a rocket launcher or my extreme temper/bad assitude.

I am a soldier, mother fucker.

(CAN THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE THE POKEMON THREADS JUST HAVE FUN FOR ONCE? PLEASE? NO? FINE I HATE YOU ALL ANYWAYS.)

BLAST THICKNECK. AND I GO AROUND DOING AWESOME THING!

(Sorry for late response.)

You tell the man about the large amounts of battles you fought in, and how they affected your brain.
You think he is buying it.

While he is pondering you quickly try to think up a totally awesome and sweet name.

"I am Blast Thickneck, And my skill with a rocket launcher is second to none!"
You are worried that he will find out that your real name is John Moruvin Narituasla.

Communist.

Wonder how the D got in your last name.

Grow multiple personalities. Name one Inigo Montoya, and the other Charlotte.

Looking back on the eight other applicants, your realize that there is no way they can't accept you, unless your unnamed dastardly rival shows up. Contrary to popular belief, you finally understand that quite frankly, you have a shit memory, only to forget it in the following hour.