AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ok we write stories about things that are not true. It's just goig to be for fun. I will start.

No one knows about what you are about to read but those who read this post. Skittels are not what you think they are. They have a reason to be here. They have magic in them and came from the master rainbow. There was no one who could not do magic with them. there where spells that required more then one skittel. If you use a orange and a red you can see anything no normal person can. If you use a green and a yellow one you can shoot beams of light. But the evil Ganish stole the magic from the skittels and sealed them into a dark prism. He then destroyed the master rainbow with the power of the skittels. Now the ones we eat are not the ones with magic for they are fakes. The real ones are still sealed away. The rainbows you see today have no more power to make more skittels with out the master rainbow. We are hopless against him. So spread the word of this and then someday we can stop Ganish and free the skittels.

Somebody was walking down the street then he died the end.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end.

Ok new rule. Make something more thought out that is not just one sentence.

I suffixed my cat, the end.

Necro, do you do anything on this forum other than occasionally starting stupid threads that inexplicably catch on and become popular?

Also, One day, a peanut was walking down the street, when suddenly, he was assaulted.

I love you

And then a skeleton popped out.

One time, a person at my work asked a very stupid question. I punched him and his children in the face. Then suddenly, bras everywhere. The end.

Water I am sorry but this is one of the thinks I am good at. I am just trying to get a few good psots up that at least last for a few day. Like my funny picture thread. The first one to make it over 3 pages and have not been blocked. It mostly stayed because of the funny pictures everyone liked but I am not known for my theards or posts. Just a lurker. i can't seem to think of anything to write about and when I try my stories many people have shot them down and the thread gets blocked. I have tried some of my horror stories but they don't seem to stay long.

One day, an idiot decided to log on to a forum that does not want him to be there. He logs on nonetheless. He decides that, since he is such a popular guy, he'd make a thread. This thread was so stupid, that people mocked the theme of the topic with one-sentence posts that inevitably resulted in many pointing of the fingers and laughing at the idiot.

The End.

Myk, I am not a popular guy. Lots of people make fun of me also. I am just a teenager who stays at home writing stories all summer long and doesn't get any sun at all. I am nothing but a nerd who writes stories all day and night. On the plus side, I have had girls confess to me but I turned them down.

We care.

Right, since none of you can read the rules thread, this is locked. Do not flame someone just because you don't like their thread.