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 Post subject: Michael Jackson Dies at 50
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:03 pm 
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http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

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We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.

La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

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Oh and Farrah Fawcett also died too.

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Holy crap! That is up to date. Umm I can't feel to bad for either since I have never cared for celebrities. And the whole kid molestation thing. But it is still pretty sad.


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OH SHHH-

The Zombie Apocalypse has just begun.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:12 pm 
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Ame no Akai wrote:
He'll be back.

Remember that one prophecy? He knows exactly what he's doing.


Oh god I need to buy a gun! Darn those waiting periods!

Edit: What is worse is that now there will be tons of children in the streets celebrating his death. They will be easy targets and swell the zombie masses.


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CNN's still reporting that he's hospitalized and recently transferred, not dead.

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Sucks? I guess....


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Well shit.

I actually liked his music. This came by surprise. Though now I feel like playing moonwalker.


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Unconfirmed as of now.

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CONFIRMED KILL.

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I don't care about the child molesting thing, wanting to become white, all the jokes about him.
He was great, and if he is really dead, it will be a great loss.

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D:
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But.
BUT I LOVED HIM.
MJ EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE A CREEPY PEDOPHILE WHO MADE HIMSELF INTO AN UGLY WHITE PERSON FROM A HOT BLACK PERSON.
You still were amazingly gifted and I loved your music.

I'm having a hard time believing this. ,__,
And I don't know much about Farrah Fawcett, but I feel bad for her as well.

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