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DarkSurfer
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Its that time, kids! Ask ol' Dark anything you want and I'll answer* you with my years* of wisdom and experience*.







1) Not guaranteed to be correct
2) Not really
3) what

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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WHY IS THE SKY BLUE AND WHY DOES MY DAD HIT MY MOM?

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Why don't I have a good question to ask you?

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Where did babies come from?

And why should we be asking things to you?

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE AND WHY DOES MY DAD HIT MY MOM?


The sky is blue due to the fact your eyes lie to you and its really donuts.

Also, your Dad is really a robot and feels threatened by your mother, who he believes is will Smith.

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Why don't I have a good question to ask you?


You feel overwhelmed by my majesty.

Riodsey wrote:
Where did babies come from?

And why should we be asking things to you?


A machine that uses trilingual focusing to make a small nuclear reaction that forms a fetus.

Also, I'm not a doctor, but I was once on TV.

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Why did the dinosaurs have to die?

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How do I make babies?

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zombiejesus wrote:
Why did the dinosaurs have to die?


They were no longer necessary and were oppressing the working class individuals.


Riodsey wrote:
How do I make babies?


Ride the lightning, feel the music, and know the Thundercats are loose.

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How can I make more time?
Can you give me a time stop watch?
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How can I make more time?
Can you give me a time stop watch?


You can make more time with some chewing gum (used), a magnet (used), and a penny.

Yes, but I won't. Sorry.

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Why is your avatar smilling?

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Because he knows your sons dick doesn't taste like shit.

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