AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Give everyone a way to be famous !

I've got a great way : do the dumbest thing any man has ever done, but on TV. Everyone shall recognize you, as walking in the street, every guy shall mock you, and you aren't going to have any friend anymore, but you will be famous.
Something else : create. Do something with your life, man ! Have some will, damned, so now leave your PC and go conquer the woooorld !

Now YOU go.

Save the economy.

Screw, then give birth to pigs.

find a town with a decent population and whore yourself to that town.

You will forever be the person who fucked [insert town here].

Kill all the Jews.

Sell rocks that could be, like, your pet.



...Oh wait.

Actually, you'd neither become famous, get mocked regularly, or lose friends. TV is not this giant encompassing medium where anything and everything you do while filmed gets burned into the retinas of everyone on Earth.


Nah: announce to the world that you're going to kill all the Jews about a year ahead, then start killing all the Jews. Eventually, after several years, people will start to notice that you're killing all the Jews. Wait a few years and somebody may actually start doing something about it.

Oh wait no, they'll start doing something if you start invading several countries. I... I guess everybody else really didn't care about the Jews after all.

Isn't history fun?

Make a really retarded internet comedy on Youtube about a hyperactive teenaged boy (you), and watch the views come flying in like a fat man running from his diet.

Screw some judges and then go on (insert country) got Talent.

Bonus points for male and female judges.

Indeed.

Murder a celebrity and say you were influenced by a book from the 60's that has been constantly banned and un-banned throughout the country.

Or that you were influenced by a love for another celebrity. Works like a charm.

Expose yourself indecently in public.

Also: develop a cure for cancer.

Pretend to be a six-year-old and put it on youtube.

Become a national serial rapist.