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Halloween 2016 thread

Talk about how much candy you're going to eat and why none of it is going to be that Bit-O-Honey candy that inexplicably only appears at Halloween, eww.

Talk about which sexy costume of something that should never be sexy you'll wear this year.

Talk about how the scariest thing about Halloween this year is that the US presidential election is a month away.

i give you guys 5 guesses what i'm dressing up as for renfest/halloween

A upstanding member of society?

Are you going to attach strings to all your animal carcasses and be a puppetmaster? Because honestly, that sounds like it'd be the greatest thing ever to scare little kids with.


I'm thinking of dressing as David Bowie because I've gotten obsessed with his music lately.

What period/costume?

I was thinking something from his Ziggy Stardust phase because I like the lightning bolt on the face, and it's more iconic than a lot of his other phases.

So I have this gorilla suit I've had for years and it is actually a good costume this year! I could be dead Harambe and make it ghostly, I could be live Harambe and get a toddler doll and violently throw it with me wherever I go, I could go for meme Harambe and carry around some Gorilla Glue, since he was the glue holding our great nation together.

So many stupid ape-themed options!

REVEL NOW IN YOUR GHROSTS AND GROBLINS

JUST ONE MORE MONTH UNTIL THAT JINGLE DING DINGLE LING RING DING DINGLE LING TIME OF THE YEAR

Hiding in my fruit cellar until all the boogans and hobgoblins have left my land, clutching tight my warded jade statuette of Old Saint Nick as be-painted children bash their costumed hands against my front door

I'm gonna keep wishing I was somewhere it's celebrated

In other words, gonna binge on any games with halloween events.

My school has a spirit week the week before Halloween so I essentially have to come up with 6 costumes. No idea what any of them will be.

you're getting close

One of the days during Homecoming week in my senior year was "hippie day" and I got so into it, with the help of some dark green Lennon shades that I've still got. We had a sit-in during first period that the principal thought was funny for about five seconds before he told us all to get back to class. I acted high all day long, and was consistent (or persistent) enough that people started to think I really was on something.

The lightning bolt isn't Ziggy Stardurst, it's Aladdin Sane. That's a common misconception.