AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This became a real thing instead of a low-quality unfunny waste of space, time and resources. See THIS POST for how to join!

good morning everyone i am an australia and i celebrate christmas with liquor and spiders

so for the seventeenth consecutive year we will be holding an AZ SECERT SNATA

here are some links to the previous threads IF YO UDWANT CHECK THEM OUT
2014
2018
yesterday
1978
Шад запрещает россиянам
Canada

rules:
must be human (ROBOT TEST: WHAT IS 15 x 9 + G?)
must be at least 18 years of age
must have at least seven limbs
must be able to ship internationally
must be able to recite the shipping wall from memory
must have been born on or after August 15th, 1876
must wait 12 months after treatment for syphilis or gonorrhea
residents of alabama are not permitted to participate

to enter please pm me

thank you and have a marry crumbles

Is this for real or was I not the only one having alcohol induced fun last night?

I think that this unfunny waste of space, time and resources is getting a bit carried away if we can't even identify this as an official secret santa thread.

Well if it is real, then I have to decline. Too poor to send stuff across the globe.

Can I be my own secret Santa?

I want to be everyone's secret Santa.

Wait

Shit

ur not the spoon man....... im distrustful

It's 100% real just message a picture of your song to the inbox I linked I swear booze has no part in this at all nope.

It's 200% real just message dickpics to that inbox

It's not real why do you think I keep trying to make people PM pictures of their junk to Spoony, ffs.

I just noticed we didn't have a Secret Santa this year and decided to drunkenly unfunny waste of space, time and resources a joke version because Spoony isn't very active as of late.

I mean I guess I could coordinate this if enough people are interested in taking part?

You made this bed

NOW YOU LAY IN IT

I'll PM you.

Pls not to the link in the original post, that's to Spoony.

If anyone wants to take part in a SECRETE SATAN, say "I".

And then PM me by the 3rd of December in the year of our Lord 2015 with your full legal name and mailing address. Usually Spoony makes these threads in early to mid November, so it's a bit of a late start BUT I DECIDED I WANT TO DO IT ANYWAY

YOU WILL FIND A PM LINK IN THE FOOTER OF THIS POST.

If you do enter please be prepared to pay to ship internationally, as we are an international forum with the majority of our users in New Jersey.

Also if you do enter this won't be some AMAZING CHRISTMAS GIFT TO END ALL CHRISTMAS GIFTS, just something nice. No more that you would spend on your grandma, or you can make something if you are artistically inclined. Or bake cookies. Everyone loves cookies. Who here has a peanut allergy?

Be mindful of international shipping times, as it can take a while. Also don't be a super dick and sign up but not participate. Only super dicks do that.

Sign ups are off to a roaring start. You don't want to miss this! Gonna be the exchange of the month, for sure.

full disclosure: just two people so far.

Allow my good friend Arnold to motivate you to sign up! He says you should just do it. Sign up! Do it now!

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN, PM ME

SO FAR I'M LEANING TOWARDS CANCELLING

Since only Marcato signed up.


ty to Marcato

Can I mail myself a present?

You say as I tell you I'm joining up. Way to make me look like a buttlord. GOSH.

I'm going to make my own secret santa. With blackjack, and hookers.