Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol

ZombiePhoenix · **Joined:** Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:27 pm **Posts:** 3

A hammer on a rope!
A laser sited wooden chair
A SPOON!!!

Dig a hole in the ground and put spikes trap.

Lego bricks on the floor trap as I know how painful it can be to step on barefoot! :twisted:

A gigantic human size mouse trap LOL

A bicycle with a massive spear duck taped to it to impale the zombie.

A piece of wood with nails sticking out to throw at the Zombie

NINJA STARS! :twisted:

>:D!

Zombie Turtles! :O hard to get them when they hide in their shell!

Im laughing typing this.

Will add more when I can think of any fun little thread xD

Oh and throwing my shoe at them! >:D!

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:05 pm

I've always been fond of shovels after watching Day of the Dead.

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ZombiePhoenix · **Joined:** Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:27 pm **Posts:** 3

Thank you!

DD

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:06 am

I'm personally a fan of cricket bats.

Vax · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:25 am

I reason with the zombies and then make love with them and that is how I procreate.

Do not damage them please.

Toddv1997 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:41 am

The Sharknado's guy's wife chainsaw hand please.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:56 am

Everyone always tells me that a sledgehammer is a terribly impractical zombie killing weapon, but we all just accept that the best weapon in Dead Rising is a mannequin, so fuck the haters.

Airra · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:28 am

My aunt has been giving me a collection of swords and sharp stuff that will see much use in the zombie apocalypse.

For something a bit less straight-forward, a truck with a few lawnmowers bolted to all the sides would be particularly effective. Have someone in the back with the claymore to swing it at whatever is just outside of lawnmower range.

Toddv1997 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:21 am

No wait that alt to the Saints Row 3 Street Sweeper!

Curly Tale · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:12 pm

I've never heard of zombies attacking animals, so I would train a pack/herd of elephants and dogs to attack them.

Airra · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:09 pm

You would be highly upset with the Walking Dead.

YCobb · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:25 pm

only my fists can protect me

Lordy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:58 pm

I... don't have much weaponry where I live. Best I could do realistically would be bludgeoning them with lightweight furniture.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:53 pm

Lord Retardus wrote:

I... don't have much weaponry where I live. Best I could do realistically would be bludgeoning them with lightweight furniture.

realistically speaking, I would barricade myself in my room and cry myself to death

Airra · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2015 11:01 pm

I have my super level-headed brother. He'd keep me sane long enough to adjust.

He's always good at helping me through things.

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