AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So one day, I started a cyoa thread in another forum by a similar name. NOW I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE ON HERE! So have fun, I guess!

One day, everybody on mercury decided to go to space. Needless to say, almost everybody built a giant disco ball in the sky called the moon. This moon just randomly floated in the air looking awesome. Since mercury was so cool, every other planet made a moon, except for earth, that was too busy dinosauring stuff. YEARS LATER...

There was a war. Nuclear war. Riding on their moons, every planet destroyed each other. While no moons were harmed, every planet was destroyed (except earth, that was still dinosauring stuff). Obviously, this made everybody mad, and they wanted a planet again. So, all of the moons went to earth for a chance to settle it.

"I'm bored," said a dinosaur. "I know, I'll get a name!" "Then, I won't be called RAWR every time someone talks to me." "But what?" WHAT SHOULD HIS NAME BE?

Jawsome Rawrington

Dennis.

Rock Rex the Danger Dino

New Kid

How 'bout "Swiftstomp" because of his quickness at pursuing prey and short temper?

Remember when I made you try to name that dinosaur? Turns out you were all wrong. His name is Jawsome D. Rex The Swift Danger Dino. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE LONG NAME COMBINATIONS? Anyway, The Swift Danger Dino himself began to realize that creating a name was useless, as on his way to his nest, he noticed that there were no dinosaurs or eggs anywhere! Also, there seemed to be a building of sorts made out of fancy rock. In fact, there's even a black substance coming out of one of the buil-BONK!

Everything went black. You wake up later, presumably in one of the buildings. All you can see is that fancy rock all around you with no way out. You could never break rock before, so you don't bother with this new rock. Suddenly, a voice is heard. "HELLO DINOSAUR! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS THE FIRST DINOSAUR TO BE USED FOR WAR. BUT BEFORE YOU CAN GET STARTED, WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME TOOLS FOR COMBAT. PLEASE SELECT AN OFFENSIVE MECHANISM, A DEFENSIVE MECHANISM, AND A ROBOTIC MECHANISM." You have no idea what he just said. Suddenly, three panels appear magically. Each one shows an array of different icons. WHICH MECHANISMS WILL YOU CHOOSE?

(You can make up whatever mechanisms you want. Example post:
Attack Mechanism: Stereo (Sound wave things to death)
Defense Mechanism: Ceiling Fan (Deflects projectiles somehow)
Robotic Mechanism: Spying eye (Lets you see far distances, through walls, etc.)
Also, any attack that a dinosaur is capable of can still be performed (scratching, stomping, etc.))

Robotic Mechanism: Mechanical Arms that can separate into two pairs of arms.

Defense mechanism: Nutrimatic drink dispenser. It can be used to create a drink that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. Give to your enemies as a peace offering and then they'll be offended to find out it's fake and leave you.

After not receiving an attack mechanism for almost a year, Jawsome decided to roar as loud as he could roar so all could hear. Jawsome had been extremely patient, but no more. This T-rex wasn't going to wait anymore...

Attack Mechanism: None
Defense Mechanism: Nutrimatic drink dispenser
Robotic Mechanism: Mechanical Arms

What do you suggest for Jawsome's attack mechanism?

I have no idea what this is.

It's a choose your own adventure story thing where you and other forumers decide the outcome of a silly story. For example: You must decide what attack mechanism this dinosaur will use in the upcoming dinosaur wars. CREATE YOUR DESTINY!

The Holy Mackrel

Attack Mechanism: Laser mouth beam

Attack mechanism: Inspector Gadget-style extendo arms.