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 Post subject: Half-life=second life?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:11 pm 
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The original, “Half-life” was a flawed yet somewhat critically acclaimed series of video games. They portrayed a distopian vision of a mid-tribulation America: While many found it’s themes excessively fantastical, quite a few of my friends including an NRA spokeman very highly of this graphically intense shooter.

The game primarily follows the adventures of a young Christian physics-professor called Gordon Sumner who has to fight his way out of a military research-base which has been corrupted by liberal bad-science. The original game series stood as a powerful metaphor: Just what would the world be like if the liberals had their way.

The game’s detractors pointed out that it’s graphics were primitive by the day’s standards and it’s plot was ludicrous - however it’s producers Linden Labs had developed something rare in the world of video games; a hit formula.

Why then did they choose to abandon this for their sequel “Second Life”, which trades assault-rifles for sexual promiscuity, drug-abuse and a general dis-respect for God’s law?



“King Rudi” is the omniscient ruler of 2nd life’s slum-town the central district where all new players receive their initial training. Somewhat like the popular crime-simulator “Grand Theft Auto”, the player who continues the role of Half-Life’s Gordon Sumner is compelled to perform a series of missions for the disembodied Rudi-head in the sky.

According to the flimsy back-story provided by Linden Labs - their newest game is supposed to represent a liberal “heaven” - in which there are no rules and anybody can live wherever or however they like without fear of consequence. It’s plainly clear that this “heaven” is really what you or I would call hell:


One of 2nd life’s “educational” exhibits. The child is introduced to the many forms of cocaine. In a virtual chemistry lab your daughter is taught how to “cut” the drug with crystal-meth and then earns bonus-points for “snorting” the substance or “pushing” the drug to other 2nd life players.

In this game sexual relationships are not confined to married heterosexual couples - Linden has unilaterally decided that anybody can have sex with anybody else. What to have sex with another man? How about an animal? What about a table or a lamp? Whatever you want any kind of promiscuity is just a mouse-click away.

No Americans or church-leaders were consulted when defining the rules of this virtual-world, despite the fact that Linden’s game servers are entirely located within the USA. Linden is clearly violating both state and federal law by encouraging homosexual-marriage and prostitution in their highly addictive game.

There is so much obscene sexual content in this game, I wonder just how Linden labs managed to create it all. Virtualy every corner of the world is full of perverted content. It’s like stepping into a the world’s biggest brothel:


Unicorns are one of the most mysterious of the creatures described in the Holy Bible, they are enchanting creatures beloved of our children, however any child who sets foot in this virtual “statue-park” will find themselves brutally sodomized by a sex-crazed monster. Young girls who submit to this defilement are rewarded by birthing a “baby unicorn”. This is only one of the ways that 2nd life encourages kids into a life of fornication and bestiality.

Linden Labs are using their 2nd life project as a “test-bed” to for how the Democrats will run America if they are elected: They will use the virtual world of 2nd-life land to perfect their evil techniques of social control in order to destroy your family and turn your kids gay. This sort of thing is the kind of experiment you might expect to be popular amongst ultra-liberal think-tanks, but sadly 2nd life is a game, and like all video games it is aimed exclusively at your kids.

STR Fact File: What is a Role Playing Game? RPGs like second-life immerse the unwary user in an ultra-realistic fantasy world where their every carnal desire can come true. Liberals who are uncomfortable with their gender, or even their species can adopt a character or “avatar” of a different race or even gender, thus a homosexual male player might wish to play a female dog instead of a male human. Is it any wonder that liberals are confused?

Imagine if your kids had been lured onto this site by the brightly-colored Disney-style graphics. One minute they are playing an amusing game with colored bricks and chatting amongst their friends - the next minute their “avatar” has been abducted and forced into a form of slave prostitution unique to the world of second-life.

Once children are sucked into the 2nd life-underworld they are equipped with a criminal training that will equip them for all kinds of “liberal” careers such as drug-pushing, pimping, and man-whoring.

Mere footsteps from virtual skid-row we find Hillary Clinton’s virtual palace. It is rumored that she co-ordinates her “virtual campaign” from this cyber-hub which resembles a gaudy Vegas brothel, except without a single visitor. Just like in real-life the Hillary campaign is utterly deserted.

Al Gore once boasted about how he invented the Internet and coined the term “cyberspace”. If there is any truth in this statement, it is clear that the cyberspaces of today are exact models of the kinds of civilization that the Democrat party desire to build in place of America. They desire a world without childhood innocence, and where the sacrifices of the thousands who died in 9/11 and our brave soldiers who fought Saddam in Iraq and Afghanistan will be for nothing.

If you value your children and their future as Americans, please send em your comments, prayers, donations and support. Together we can help get 2nd life shut down.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery



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Wow. I just don't understand how he managed to think those are from the same series. Those...those aren't even the same type of game. One is a shooter, the other is a life sim.


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Wow. I just don't understand how he managed to think those are from the same series. Those...those aren't even the same type of game. One is a shooter, the other is a life sim.

have you looked at the rest of her work?

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Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character’s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and “Choo”, the sound one makes when sneezing. Pikachu’s is uncannily similar to Disney’s more wholesome “Winnie the Pooh”. I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?

Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.

Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult - it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points

Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” - Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.


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I can't tell if these people are being serious or not...

It all seems too... what's the word I'm looking for?

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i lol'd
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The L stands for lame...couldn't think of a better insult starting with L.
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half-life and second life don't MIX


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