GTA 4 ):<

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:43 pm

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GTA4 Made my son into a murderer
May 19th, 2008 | Category: Truth

Friends,

Every time we think the culture of death has invented it’s final insult to American society, the evil ones in our midst come up with something new, yet more horrors -

Grand Theft Auto 4: A game that includes more than just car-crime - which invites players to take the role of Russian immigrant Niko (above) who must go on a murderous crime-spree in order to win video game points.

today Mary from NY writes:

Dear Shelley The Republican

All my life, I’ve tried to be a good mother. I’ve kept my son Peter away from drug-pushers, homosexuals and atheists. I’ve kept him out of trouble, but recently it’s all gone wrong:

As a young child my son attended church regularly. At school he got good grades and won prizes for memorizing the verses Holy Bible. In short, he was a great kid with a great fututure: But last week he was arrested by the police for beating up and allegedly killing a local homosexual kid who was notorious for spreading his vice around the neighborhood.

Shortly after Petey was arrested I found out from one of his friend’s moms that he had been playing a video game called “Grand Theft Auto 4″ which featured exactly this kind of scene.

The evidence is clear - this evil video game turned my son into a murderer. It’s time for all concerned parents to take action against this evil that is ruining our society.

Mary R, Schenactady, NY

Mary, thanks for your letter. Evil video games like GTA4 are responsible for a crime-wave that is sweeping across America. According to our own survey over fifty percent of crime in America may have been caused by this pernicious game.

This New-York suburb has been tainted with a pornographic image of a woman sucking on a lollipop. Please re-read Shelley’s informative article on this subject and then tell me if you believe this is a responsible way to advertise a XXX rated video game!

We agree with you - there can be no doubt that video games are killing our children. We must unite against this hellish force of corruption.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/05 ... derer.aspx

this is why iam atheist, stupid bible saids shit and a parent thinks GTA made there son a murderer

Fauche · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:09 pm

That's gotta be fake.....right? right?!

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:47 pm

Only because his mother never taught him that just because it's in a video game, doesn't mean it's alright. :colbert:

I blame bad parenting. Besides, she said she kept him away from homosexuals, which probably led him to believe that they weren't really people and alright to attack... and stuff. Really bad parenting.

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:51 pm

this site is funny, they say Linux User have to die, and they cant install UBUNTU XD.

Alex · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:45 pm

Username wrote:

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this is why iam atheist, stupid bible saids shit and a parent thinks GTA made there son a murderer

The Bible doesn't say to hate, kill, or stay away from Athiests or Homosexuals.

kyrielxx · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:45 pm

The hell was that woman trying to do to her kid? Raise him in a world of rainbows and unicorn giggles? Is the world too real for you?!

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:51 pm

"video game points."
What?
"fututure"
This woman know how spell good.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:53 pm

Username wrote:

this site is funny, they say Linux User have to die, and they cant install UBUNTU XD.

I have Ubuntu. and it sucks

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:59 pm

i meant they cant install it they had 3 options

Boot from CD
Install
Boot from hard drive

and they said "how can it boot from the HD, if its moving the files to the HD" like daisies its not moving the files yet, when you install it moves the files.

Fi-chan · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:34 pm

Surely you're old enough to be arrested you should be old enough to realise that you can't do all the crap they do in games? I mean if that didn't apply then you'd have tonnes of people running round maiming people with swords and machine guns and all that shizzle.

As for the whole "keeping him away from homosexuals and atheists" thing, I mean how stupid is that? It's not like they're the spawn of the devil or something like that, no different than anyone else, jeez...

Hoshika-Pichu · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:17 pm

My fututure is ruined. :cry:

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:27 pm

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All my life, I’ve tried to be a good mother. I’ve kept my son Peter away from drug-pushers, homosexuals and atheists.

This is funny.

I mean, atheists - put in the same boat of evil as 'drug-pushers' and 'homosexuals'.

:awesome:

Comedy gold!

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:10 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:

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All my life, I’ve tried to be a good mother. I’ve kept my son Peter away from drug-pushers, homosexuals and atheists.

This is funny.

I mean, atheists - put in the same boat of evil as 'drug-pushers' and 'homosexuals'.

:awesome:

Comedy gold!

And apparently while homosexuals are bad, nothing is said about bisexuals, does the "good" balance out the "bad" or something?

kyrielxx · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:22 pm

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there can be no doubt that video games are killing our children. We must unite against this hellish force of corruption.

That made me lol :awesome:

impmon08 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:10 pm **Posts:** 6608

I love it when people use other things as reasons for why people do things like this because they cant accecpt that some people are just like that.

Just because I play GTA I dont want to kill someone. Thats like saying I wanna be a Musician because I play GuitarHero. Or that I want to be a dogfighter because I play pokemon.

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All my life, I’ve tried to be a good mother. I’ve kept my son Peter away from drug-pushers, homosexuals and atheists.

what

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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