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Darkly Nightman
 Post subject: More proof that Walmart's bad
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:38 pm 
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NEW YORK – A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when "out-of-control" shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said.

...the fuck?

PEOPLE ARE DUMBASSES

THEY DON'T EVEN LISTEN WHEN THEY HEAR THAT SOMEONE DIED BECAUSE OF THEM

FUCKWADS

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THIS IS WALMART'S FAULT WHY

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I'd like to say something very, very bad about New Yorkers, but then I'm going to be trampled.

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It *was* Black Friday. You were expecting better?

P.S. No, this wasn't Wal-Marts fault since they were trying to close the store due to the incident.

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like i dont understand y people just cant be nice 2 each other.
i rly h8 people rite now.

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Miss Starseed
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When we tried to talk about this in class, some blonde yelled out, "I thought Black Friday was on Tuesday!" :psyduck:

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
When we tried to talk about this in class, some blonde yelled out, "I thought Black Friday was on Tuesday!" :psyduck:

That's the best thing I've heard all day.

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Darkly Nightman
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
When we tried to talk about this in class, some blonde yelled out, "I thought Black Friday was on Tuesday!" :psyduck:
Okay I feel better about humans. :awesome:

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im trying to imagine how the conversation between the shoppers and the employees went down.


employee: Hey were sorry but we gotta close down cuz you all ran over this guy.

shoppers: NO FUCK YOU WE WANT OUR 3 DOLLAR TOASTERS.

other shoppers: YEAH CHEAP STUFF

employee: you just killed a gu-

shoppers: WE DONT CARE GIVE US OUR daisies TICKLE ME ELMOS.


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not funny. i shouldnt even try.
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Vrominelli
 Post subject: Dodged a bullet there.
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Somehow I feel lots better by being late on trying to get my mother Monk season 6 DVDs that were on sale at Target.

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Miss Starseed
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impmon08 wrote:
im trying to imagine how the conversation between the shoppers and the employees went down.


employee: Hey were sorry but we gotta close down cuz you all ran over this guy.

shoppers: NO FUCK YOU WE WANT OUR 3 DOLLAR TOASTERS.

other shoppers: YEAH CHEAP STUFF

employee: you just killed a gu-

shoppers: WE DONT CARE GIVE US OUR daisies TICKLE ME ELMOS.


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not funny. i shouldnt even try.
I thought it was funny because that's entirely true.

"FUCK OFF I'M BUSYING SAVING cheddar"

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AngelKate
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impmon08 wrote:
im trying to imagine how the conversation between the shoppers and the employees went down.


employee: Hey were sorry but we gotta close down cuz you all ran over this guy.

shoppers: NO FUCK YOU WE WANT OUR 3 DOLLAR TOASTERS.

other shoppers: YEAH CHEAP STUFF

employee: you just killed a gu-

shoppers: WE DONT CARE GIVE US OUR daisies TICKLE ME ELMOS.


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not funny. i shouldnt even try.

The sad part is this is true.

All those greedy fucks are about is saving a couple dollars, who gives a shit someone just DIED.

Humanity sucks.

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Merlin
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lol @ America.

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AngelKate wrote:
All those greedy fucks are about is saving a couple dollars, who gives a shit someone just DIED.

Humanity sucks.
Liek, fo sho. People are lame, and all that. Listen to some Linkin Park. That'll solve the problem.
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Yup, Black Friday was a doozy.

But I did get a great deal on a new computer...

I swear I didn't kill anybody for it.

But I did get a page get out of it


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