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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:28 pm 
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Dante looked at Naruto, they both knew they wanted eachother, and noww, there was nothing to stop them. "Dante, I love your hair...your eyes..and evreything about you." said Naruto as he unbuttoned Dantes shirt. "And I love fishcake" said Dante. Naruto was confused, "What does that have to do with anything?" "Well the topic we were on was getting boring so I decided to change it to food." "Oh, I get what you want, you want fellatio, don't you?" Said Naruto, unknowing. "No, I just want to eat some fishcake, or brownies, we got brownies right?" "Well...uh...yeah, I think we do." "Hey Naruto, did you watch the news yesterday?" "Now what topic are we on?" "News, Hakuchi" "Hakuchi? Wasn't that a film?" "It was two films, a tribe, a Jappenesse era, and Jappenesse for moron or retard, I thought you were Jappenesse Naruto." "No, remember, I was 4kidsified, and also, that's not how spell Japenese...hey, what was the original topic again?" "Sex." "EW! You sicko!" Said Naruto as he slapped Dante, dissapointed that Naruto wouldn't be able to use his powers sexually.
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It seemed like it would be funny at the time.


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I would ALMOST rather read My Immortal.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
What Dante are we talking about here?

This is vital. It may save your liver from getting flambeed inside your body.

Devil May Cry Dante.


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Haha.

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I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)

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Fireheart storm wrote:
I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)


I love your signature.

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Fauche wrote:
Fireheart storm wrote:
I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)


I love your signature.

Thank you! Mononoke is one of my favorite animes. Your Icon makes me giddy.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
What Dante are we talking about here?

This is vital. It may save your liver from getting flambeed inside your body.

Devil May Cry Dante.


So.

Would you like your kidneys shoved through your throat medium or rare?

I never said that I liked Dante, nor Devil May Cry.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
What Dante are we talking about here?

This is vital. It may save your liver from getting flambeed inside your body.

Devil May Cry Dante.


So.

Would you like your kidneys shoved through your throat medium or rare?

I never said that I liked Dante, nor Devil May Cry.
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Fireheart storm wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Fireheart storm wrote:
I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)


I love your signature.

Thank you! Mononoke is one of my favorite animes. Your Icon makes me giddy.


I've only just started watching it. It's awesome, I love the traditional japanese art style.

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Fauche wrote:
Fireheart storm wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Fireheart storm wrote:
I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)


I love your signature.

Thank you! Mononoke is one of my favorite animes. Your Icon makes me giddy.


I've only just started watching it. It's awesome, I love the traditional japanese art style.

Have you watched the series where Kurusi Uri first shows up? I'll tell you a secret that isn't plot significant
[spoiler]He has porn[/spoiler]

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your story made me confused. and made me laugh.

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Alright, let's try this again.
Keep All your stupid bullshit here looked This topic is about lemons in the eyes, they both knew that this night would be a pleasant one. "You have so many pages...I can't wait to feel them all" said Lemons. "Don't worry, it's very fun when you're inside me" said bullshit. When lemons had unzipped Bullshits source code, it started sucking on Bullshits most prized possesion. Bullshit could not keep all his stupid bullshit here, it ejaculated posts all over Lemons.
But then, a terrible secret hads been revealed, it turns out that bullshit was not always the topic it said it was. It turns out it used be about burn after reading...but lemons kept licking Bullshits member, they both lusted for eachother anyways.
Fireheart storm wrote:
I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)

Shouldn't it be obvious that all mistakes are intentional?


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