AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So you know those meme things? Look what I found...

http://mct421.deviantart.com/art/Questi ... r-69266481

I've been entering the names of Brawl characters. I'm not even answering the questions, I'm just seeing what sort of crazy random stuff pops up. It's quite entertaining. Most interesting things generated so far would probably have to be "What would you do if Marth and Captain Falcon were going out?" and "Ike is actually Sheik in disguise, you know."

"1. Would you love to read Marth's very personal diary?"

That was the first question that I got on my first try. I'm serious.

Also:

If Link and a butt teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Oh no, a ham sandwich got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
In a race between you, a bowling ball and Ike, who would win?
How would a butt insult Roy?
Do you love your face?

Second try:

If you could do anything with Marth, what would it be?
Does Ike have any pets?
How would armpits insult Ike?
Do you think a butt is a virgin?
Hot cheese on Ike action - Yes/No?
Butts got turned into an animal! What animal is it?

This is fun. :awesome:

Edit:

Princess Peach and fish heads are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Does a bucket make you hot?
What's your butt to you?
Describe Marth in one word.

Will Giygas eat those green eggs and ham?
If another Link and another butt teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Do you think a butt is a virgin? (:\)

Hot butt on butt action - Yes/No?
Would you marry a butt?
Can a butt be bad influence?
If a butt were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
What would you do if a butt confessed love to you?
What is or would be a good nickname for another butt?
Ever slept in the same room with a butt?

SHAGGY IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING US?


:awesome:

I entered a bunch of random AZ forum users, I left a few blank and here's what I got:

1. Who would win in a duel, Merlin or Weegee? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?



2. Zach just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?


3. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Plasma and Spoony! How will it go?


4. What would you do if hoshika-pichu and Obi-Wan Kenobi were going out?


5. What would you do if Starseed and Zach were going out?


6. Who is Spoony's best friend?


7. What song could be Obi-Wan Kenobi's theme song?


8. What would you do if you hadn't met Weegee?


9. What would you do if My Little boners confessed love to you?


10. Have you dreamt of Particle Man before?


I was afraid of some of these but I laughed my balls off at every single one... except for the one about obi-wan kenobis theme song

1. Would you love to read Giygas's very personal diary?
Dear god no.
2. If Your doom and Your more doom teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Cause doom, what the hell else?
3. Who would win in a duel, A lemon or This? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Which is more funny, and lemon would probably do something to get itself disqaulified.
4. How would A cup insult You?
No freaking idea.
5. Do you miss You?
Yes, I wish I would come back to me.
6. Would you open a mystery gift Weegee just gave you, without much hesitation?
Knowing him, Weegee would BE the mystery gift.
7. Oh no, Your more doom got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Was it good?
8. Does Me make you hot?
Hey, why don't you bacdk off man?
9. How did you meet This?
Link.
10. Do you trust Someone?
Sure I guess.

"1. Will Marth eat those green eggs and ham?

2. If Roy and Marth were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?

3. What would Link not be caught dead in?

4. Describe Roy in one word.

5. What is one thing Ness isn't exactly made for?

6. If Ike played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?

7. Have you dreamt of Pit before?

8. Does Captain Falcon make you hot?

9. What is or would be a good nickname for Lucas?

10. Hot Lucas on Ness action - Yes/No?"


Uh-huh...

Had to do it.

1. What do you think about Zach?
I have to choose just one?
2. Describe Star in five words.
She is a disappointing my parents upstanding member of society.
3. Have you dreamt of Dark before?
...Hell no.
4. What advice would you give Yeili?
Errr... Play more pokemanz?
5. What song could be BoN's theme song?
Something to do with a banana phone and a walnut grinder.
6. What would Exacto not be caught dead in?
A tutu, probably.
7. Hot Caleb on Star action - Yes/No?
NO.
8. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Darkly or BoN?
Probably BoN. She's more my age. With me and Darkly it'd be just plain creepy.
9. Have you ever been in Deuce's house?
No.
10. Shaggy and BoN are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Shaggy would probably do a better job of it.

:awesome:

1. Will Yeili eat those green eggs and ham?
Hey, Yeili. *bugs you forever about it*

2. How do your and Star's talents add up?
Negative 24. :U

3. Who is Lyra's best friend?
I think we all know...

4. What if you found out that Luigi was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with R.O.B.?
Then I'd join up with them, because they're both the best characters in Brawl and they'll inevitably succeed.

5. Do you love R.O.B.?
Like a companion cube capable of thought. 8D

6. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Deuce and Lyra, and why?
Deuce, because she can turn any villain into a upstanding member of society accomplice with a single bite.

7. What musical instrument would James Bond most likely play?
A gun flute?

8. Have you dreamt of Superman before?
I dreamt he was dead, does that count?

9. What would you do without Rumpelstiltskin?
Everything I could do regardless. :l

10. What is or would be a good nickname for You?
Perfect Dark II works out fine. :U

THIS IS FUN

1. What would you do if Star confessed love to you?
A: We'd get married in Las Vegas at 2 a.m.

2.What's Lyra to you?
A: A pokefag, that's what.

3. Hot Darkly on Jesus Action. Y/N?
A: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS ONE.

4. The Big Cheese just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
A: Hope he left me something nice in his will.

5. Have you ever been in BoN's house?
A: No.

6. If Deuce were mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
A: Are there any upstanding member of society celebrities?

7. What would you do if you never met Shaggy?
A: Well, I would have had to find someone else to make me sandwiches.

8. What would you do if Ka-Doom and BoN were going out?
A: Take pictures and post them on the interbutts.

9. If Defenestrator and Darkly were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
A: Nothing entertaining.

10: Do you love Jesus?
A: Sorry, no solicitors. *Slams door*

1. He's a pansy

2. Kill myself

3. In an Alaskan Burger King

4. Christina Aguilera

5. No

6. Captain Falcon; Pokemon Battle

7. "Fuck you, Mario"

8. I thought he was dating Pikachu

9. Seinfield

10. A Siberian assassin


EDIT:






1. WHAT


EDIT:






1. I read her comicksz

2. Unicorn

3.
-A
-Motherfucking
-Webcomic
-Aritist
-Faggot

4. Respect America

5. Play Brawl

6. Grow tiddies

7. What?

8. Fast

9. "Beastiality? In MY Katie?" It's more likely than you think.

10. BEST. TRIP. EVER.


EDIT:




1. An Xbox or PS3

2. Yeah... SEGA sucks now

3. Namco undoubtedly

4. Konami;Halo 3 match

5. NO, I hate their games

6. Megaman

7. Pokemon

8. Yes. It was hot

9. How the fuck should I know?

10. I suppose so

1. If Marf and Dookface teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Marf probably getting upstanding member of society-raped.

2. Do you miss Air Conditioning?
He's sitting beside me.

3. What is one thing Shaggy isn't exactly made for?
uhh.... LOOK A BUNNY! *leaves*

4. What is Darkly's favorite TV show or movie?
No idea.......

5. How do your and Bon Bon's talents add up?
Brawl

6. Does Case make you hot?
No.

7. Who is Yeili's best friend?
I dunno.

8. Hot Starzy on Case action - Yes/No?
OH WHAT THE FUCK

9. What do you think about Lyra?
PokeFag

10. What song could be Dookface's theme song?
Welcome to the Jungle.

Lolwut.

EDIT:

How do your and Iron Man's talents add up?

More interesting ones...

Fox got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
Would you open a mystery gift Ganondorf just gave you, without much hesitation?
Marth is actually Ganondorf in disguise, you know.
Ganondorf and Link are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Hot Ganondorf on Captain Falcon action - Yes/No?

"5. Do you miss Darth Vader?"

I LOVE WASTING TIME.

1. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Marth and Mewtwo! How will it go?
2. What song could be Roy's theme song?
3. Would you love to read Falco's very personal diary?
4. Would you marry Captain Falcon?
5. What would you do without Peach?
6. What advice would you give Mario?
7. Do you love Mewtwo?
8. What would Master Hand not be caught dead in?
9. What do you think about Link?
10. Name something you have in common with Link?
11. If you could do anything with Pikachu, what would it be?
12. If Snake and Ganondorf were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
13. What's Fox to you?
14. Ike just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
15. What was your first impression of Sheik?
16. Does Zelda have any pets?
17. Does Ganondorf make you hot?
18. Who would win in a duel, Link or King Dedede? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
19. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, King Dedede or Zelda?
20. Describe Kirby in five words.