AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ka-doom's title idea.
I would post all the rules/lessons that have already been made, but there's 239 of them already. I'm not doing that much copypasta. Not to mention the WALL-O-TEXT that would be. You can go read them starting from this post. It was getting out of hand on that thread, so I decided a thread should be made specifically for this.


Rule 240: This is all WiiMii's fault.
Rule 241: Almost everythingI drawis conversation spawned.
Rule 242: Ganonciding is fun.

Rule 243: These are about to turn into lessons again.
Lesson 244: My computer hates me.
Lesson 245: It won't let me play Portal.
Lesson 246: Or Team Fortress two.
Lesson 247: Or Overlord.
Lesson 248: Even though it meets all requirements.

Rule 249: There is no bathroom.
Rule 250: There is no spoon.

Rule 251: BoN is Dreamin' dreams about dreamin' dreams.
Rule 252: I once had a dream I was in brawl.
Rule 253: Except i had a sword had amour like the guys in fire emblem.
Rule 254: I fought on the Corneria stage and fell off.
Rule 255: I somehow ended up ON Corneria.
Rule 256: I started to stab starfox people.
Rule 257: Then they SHOT me.
Rule 258: With a needle.
Rule 259: Then i turned into a anthro.
Rule 260: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD!
Rule 261: Then i woke up.
Rule 262: Kernnoob of the arm!
Rule 263: Mason doesn't have booty wings
Rule 264: Goodses as about the hand of the hats......
Rule 265: What do you mean i can't take my battle axe on the plane with me?!
Rule 266: We need a defense to Okami's life melting powers!
Rule 267: Thank you for getting the cheese out of my hair!
Rule 268: Maybe a.... Spork?
Rule 269: Excuse me. My dog is dry now. Can you take him out of the microwave?
Rule 270: DieHard scares me.....
It fixes 271: One night small of the program of the protection of me I scrape it I appear!
It fixes 272: That thing?
It fixes 273: > Scriptures with the inoperative men one that one!
It fixes 274: > Wuss.
It fixes 275: > He donkeys of the flight!
Rule 276: Include/understand does not have can awaited vainly continuous to only calculate that he robs surprisedly.
Rule 277: Do a barrel roll!
Rule 278: BoN is "They consider the excess ' of dreamin ideal of the soñador of Dreamin'."
Rule 279: I need to borrow Deuce.
Rule 280: Nintendo is a part of the company of the excrement.
Rule 281: I had a continuation of my dream.
Rule 282: I waz all " OH F**K"
Rule 283: Then ran and fell horribly...
Rule 284: Then I stole a ship.
Rule 285: And waz all "HYPERSPEED!"
Rule 286: Then i ended up above the Great fox.
Rule 287: And jumped back in the brawl!
Rule 288: It was REALLY REALLY WEIRD
Rule 289: Guess why Deuce has more spine than us.
Rule 290: OH NOES NO BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!1
Rule 291: I have made the most rules.
Rule 292: Cysero Sleeps With A Bat In Case Of Closet Monsters.
Rule 293: Cysero Will Bring The Chips And Salsa.
Rule 294: I have 43 Rules in this post so far.
Rule 295: Ninjas!

Rule #1: You guys are really clever!

Rule #2: Merlin's awesome :awesome: .

I don't care if anything is overlapping here, these are better.

Rule 0-There is no cabal.

Rule 1-Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man.

Rule 19-Remember Never to Forget Rule One. And always ask yourself: How come it was created in the first place?

Rule 296: Brawling while drunk is fun.
Rule 297: No one told me the orange juice was spiked.
Rule 298: Stickers are worth suiciding for.
Rule 299: Even if it's a one-stock match.
Rule 300: I killed BoN and Ka-doom in nine seconds.
Rule 301: With everyone being Ike.
Rule 302: Even though I was drunk.
Rule 303: My neighbor's a nice guy who types stuff for me.
Rule 304: I'm not drinking orange juice anymore.
Rule 305: Ka-doom messed up the url again.
Rule 306: He also misspelled Mason.

Rule 307: Ka-doom, I promise not to screw this thread up.
Rule 308: We haven't had any lessons in a really long time
Rule 309: Shouldn't we call this the rules and ocasional lesson to govern the space time conwhosits?
Lesson 310: This is an ocasional lesson to govern space time conwhosits

Rule 311: I ain't dreamin' dreams about dreams!
Rule 312: Here is PROOF.
Rule 313: Deuce forgot to take Ike's leather heart guard thing.
Rule 314: Also, Ike's headband is tattered.
Rule 315: I love being an art critic.
Rule 316: At least you noticed his arm bandage things found in many Japanese animes, like Naruto.
Rule 317: I don't know what those are for, either.
Rule 318: Ah, conversations have so many funny points in them...
Rule 319: For example: SHAPE SHITTING POWERS GO!
Rule 320: Having the ability to carve poo is an awesome superpower.
Rule 321: I still don't know where he donkeys of the flight comes in.
Rule 322: I think I know about booty wings now though.
Rule 323: Mason doesn't have booty wings, but he does have booty stumps.
Rule 324: I am having entirely too much fun.
Lesson 325: KA-DOOM puts on too many rules to read in a short time and still understand.
Rule 326: I now know how to make a sticker farm stage and get a lot.
Rule 327: Marth would be optimal for the stage.
Rule 328: Unfortunately, I cannot send you Brawl stages without the WII friend code AND Brawl friend code.
Rule 329: I mean a... uh... broom?
Rule 330: Nononono, it was a... BOOT TO THE HEAD! YEAH!
Rule 331: I am such a hypocrite.
Rule 332: Videogames will/have eaten my soul.
Rule 333: HALFWAY TO THE DEVIL'S NUMBER! WOO!

Rule 334: That was intentional.
Rule 335: It would be awkward wearing that with tiddies, if the thing was sized for a guy.
Rule 336: I just didn't want to draw it.
Rule 337: There was a mostly eaten potato on my desk when I woke up.
Rule 338: Fever Brawling will probably be more fun that last night's brawling.
Rule 339: Fire Emblem has too many hot guys.
Rule 340: Sain :awesome:

Rule 341: Video games take time from other activities.
Rule 342: Snake just broke Ike neck.
Rule 343: Deuce should find some pants.
Rule 344: I DID NOT MESS UP THE URL!
Rule 345: Potato FTW!
Rule 346: !sajnin
Rule 347: I DISLIKE AMERICAN STEREOTYPES ABOUT CANADIANS!
Rule 348: i can't spell American without help.
Rule 349: Cake is a lie eh?
Rule 350: If someone understands 356 they get a cookie.
Rule 351: BoN is dreamin' dreams About frozen delights.
Rule 352: Objection!
Rule 353: Pop tarts are best frozen.
Rule 354: I almost said pot tart.
Rule 355: LOLZ pot tarts.
Rule 356: Miles Edgeworth curled into a ball after an earthquake.
Rule 357: Hot guys eh?

Rule 358: Yes, I know Miles is scared of earthquakes.
Rule 359: Also, the only reason he's not currently insane is because of his little dog.
Rule 360: I think he's called Pess or Pesu or something.
Rule 361: I forgot the species of dog he was.
Rule 362: Okami has one of the best boss battles ever.
Rule 363: Ir's surprising I'm not near-sighted yet.
Rule 364: Objection overruled!
Rule 365: I also know why he's scared of earthquakes.
Rule 366: I still think Phoenix is more awesome than Apollo.
Rule 367: Almost all videogames have a male teenager as the protagonist.
Rule 368: And some sort of evil magician of some kind as the antagonist. They're usually ugly too.
Rule 369: Pirates shall rule the world.
Rule 370: Because ninjas are extinct.
Rule 371: The only place they exist now is in animes and imaginations.
Rule 372: I'll try to go online.
Rule 373: I might not have the motivation though.
Rule 374: Yeah I figured, Deuce.
Rule 375: Deuce probably stole Snake's headband instead of Ike's, though.
Rule 376: Ike's is tattered.
Rule 377: I'M A PARROT.
Rule 378: Someone needs to go revive the You Laugh you Lose thread.
Rule 379: It's like whenever I post something without a link it dies.
Rule 380: That's getting annoying you people.
Rule 381: I want my cookie now.

Rule 382: It is tattered.
Rule 383: The sketch is light and horrible, so it's hard to tell with the colors.
Rule 384: Sunny Delight is not the same as orange juice.
Rule 385: I have a hot gay guy as a chair right now.
Rule 386: He's wearing kitten boxers :awesome:
Rule 387: I should steal them.
Rule 388: MASSIVE IKE ORGY!
Rule 389: Oh murr~ <3

Rule 399: Rules are for losers.

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