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Rinoko
 Post subject: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:57 pm 
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It's really hot here, and I know it's because of my smoking hot body.

But I can't go somewhere else because it's still hot.

Guys help I can't sleep at night it's too hot because I'm too sexy.

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D-vid
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:58 pm 
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Quick, go to McDonalds and order the whole menu. Daily.
Results will start after a few weeks.

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:03 pm 
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OF COURSE

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DarkSurfer
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:58 pm 
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put ice cubes in your anus

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:04 pm 
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I tried that, but they all melted. :'(

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:11 pm 
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Start stuffing popsicles up there.

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Reyo
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:11 pm 
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Then stick dry ice up there!

Go big or go home!

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Tetrunes
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:19 pm 
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bathe in some liquid nitrogen

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Exeres
 Post subject: then you will have zero kelvins get it
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:25 pm 
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Find Kelvin and kill him.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: then you will have zero kelvins get it
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:26 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Find Kelvin and kill him.


I like this suggestion.

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 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:35 pm 
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Sacrifice a goat to the Norse gods.

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Blitz Walrus
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:41 pm 
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or, sacrifice a nord to the goat gods.

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Exeres
 Post subject: they will eat like kings
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Sacrifice a god to the Norse goats.

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:45 pm 
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Guys, if I'm doing anything, I'm going to Norse a god to the Sacrifice Goats.

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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: A Serious Problem
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:26 am 
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You think you have a problem?

I've seen you Marcato. You're not hotter than me.

I'm white hot.

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