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It was the beginning of summer. The lilies were just starting to bloom, at least, She thought they were.didnt really go outside much then. The young lass felt the vibrations of her phone rattle the hardwood desk, tipping over her precious Kamina figurine and cracking his glasses. As she reached to answer, I heard an all to familiar voice on the other side.
"Loli," the firm voice pounded in my ears, "It's Barack. I need your help".
"GOD FUCKING daisies IT, BARACK", the young dame screamed, "I TOLD you not to call this fucking number!"
"I....Recall", the president stammered, "but this is an important issue".
The vicious girl slammed her cellular against her keyboard, accidentally reblogging a post on tumblr.com. As she scrambled to see which horrifically pornographic photo she now had displayed for the world to see. That's when she realized the issue at hand.
"Barack," she spat coldly into the receiver, "I'm on my way".
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The helicopter ride over was an awkward One. The rolling countryside seemed bleak and distant, like the space that had grown between them.
"Loli," the Leader of the Free World stuttered, "A-a-aaa-about what happened, back in Detroit, I.."-
"Save it, Bakkaobama. You know good and well that steakhouse was shit when you took me there. I could TASTE the smog in that beef, Barack. I could TASTE IT!"
The president hung his head in shame at the confrontation, his eyes wondering down to the riot at the Texas state house, "what a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into."
"hmf! thanks OBAMA"
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After landing, Loli headed straight into the building, adjusting her fashionable yellow scarf. If she was going to show up a buncha political jackwhacks, she was going to do it with style.
"Alright, listen here!", she screeched, bursting through the doors with one swift hypersonic shout, "I'm going to go full 'moon on yo asses unless someone done up and fix this shit!"
"Loli, please", the president bargained, "They can't understand you. Your vocabulary simply isn't professional enough to deal with them", he paused, staring deep into her soft, round anime eyes, "please....let me handle this.."
The president turned to the various political ninnies, eyes firm, eyebrows raised condescendingly, ears wafting in the breeze, "See you at Supreme, bitches"
with that he activated his jetpack, reaching out to grab Loli's hand with his yaoi claws, he shot through the air like a champagne cork, laughing his trademark chuckle.
"Barack-sama... that was amazing..." Loli gasped, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Oh...that? That was nothing", Barack chuckled, "Now...how's about we go back to your place and cook up some.."
"Scramblies"
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