AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I bet you're all as excited for Eurovision this year as I am! I've been waiting for sooooo long (1 year it's an annual event) but basically all of europe (and some cool non-european countries) compete to be the campest country through song! here is a short powerpoint i found on tumblr








http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... fjHJneVonE

it's shit tho

Spoilers: music quality does not determine the winner

When does it ever?

I think the only time I followed Eurovision was in 2006

More like Ew, novision

Popular vote rarely accuratly reflects quality

What if One Direction wins?

What the fuck is this

Why am I just now learning of this it sounds like the campiest thing in the galaxy and the entire western hemisphere wasn't invited

ABBA is pretty much the greatest thing to come out of Sweden and only knowing that more of that exists fills me with unending glee

I have never been more ashamed of the US than I am now; what the shit if The Soup or whatever already joked about this before I'mma be mad

The only one who cares about this is your European mother. Yes, yours.

you had me at "gay men"

you lost me at "not america"

I can't wait for the candidate songs to be played over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again on the radio.

it's starting in an hour!!!! until then let's reminisce with some of the best eurovision acts of last year
russia's entry with "party for all"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgUstrmJzyc
uns uns uns uns

I'm going to admit that was very cute. They look like they barely know what the hell they're doing on that huge stage in front of so many people. Well played, Russia.

Screw you.
We'll have our own Eurovision, with black jack!
AND HOOKERS!