AWKWARD ZOMBIE

KRIEGER

Long ago, the sun abandoned America. So we abandoned it. We cast aside our old god, and created a new one: Electricity.

America doesn't need the sun.

We have the power-packed taste of Sunny D™

I have come to this great land, the birthplace of George Washington, to seek my very own Sun!

We should just put shitloads of solar panels in Philly.

After all, it's always sunny there.

if we start using the sun as energy then it'll never run out

sounds like communism to me

do you want the terrorists to win

Almost every source of energy we've used has been gotten directly or indirectly from the sun.

Only thing really free from the Sun's effects is nuclear and wind power, but those wouldn't be possible without an earlier star.

We're being oppressed by our celestial overlords.

All I know is that whenever I see D-vid again, I'm going to have to remind him to check sun privileges.




I'm pretty sure D-Vid is German Oh God

Cant we just cover Mercury in solar panels like in Transmetropolitan?

But then Mercury would get all the sun.

What has that tiny shithole ever done for us.

We should take all of earths pollution

And move it to mars.

PUSH