AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We need this thread guys.
So basically what this thread is for is to tell the world your knowledge of pointless (yet interesting trivia. You know the rules (don't post things that make others want to vomit out their entire stomach), so post away.

-A stomach is lined on the inside with a special substance so that the powerful stomach acids don't dissolve it.
-93 percent of people that read the National Enquirer have Diabetes.
-Canada has lower gravity than any other place on Earth.


More will come soon.

Citation needed.

And I could have sworn we already had a thread like this.

We did, didn't Clyve start it?

Oh, and er, Dolphins use their echolocation to pinpoint animal's weak points, stomachs, crotches, eyes, and the like

It is impossible to surpass the speed of light because time itself will slow down to make sure you don't break the threshold

- Theory of Relativity


Gravity actually alters the flow of time; it has been suggested that near the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way, time runs at half the speed we experience it

You can shit yourself so much that you can die



















dysentery

Dammit I was worried somebody else already did this.

-Very few animals enjoy having sex, humans and dolphins being prime examples of species that do.
-Playing Tetris compells the player to be more neat and tidy.
-Dreams represent your sexual fantasies.

Tiny traces of the elements in our bodies are the remnants of exploded stars.

In the future, scientists believe they will be able to replace every part of the body except for the brain.

Racing games cause more aggrivation than shooting games.

I'd heavily dispute this.

Seconded. That sounds like a load of freudian-style hooplah.

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INTERNET WHY MUST YOU FEED ME FALSE INFORMATION

100% of first replies to a thread are nonconstructive
the cells in your fingernails are dead
the tasmanian devil is so violent that it spreads a fatal face tumour throughout their population by biting each other without remorse

A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of Barracudas is a Battery
A group of Cheetahs is a Coalition
A Murder of Crows
An Intrusion of Cockroaches
A Business of Ferrets
An Implausibility of Gnus
A Wake of Vultures.

I AIN'T KNOW SHIT

Dolphins are fucking assholes

-They gangbang female dolphins just because fuck you we're dolphins.
-They rape other animals because again, fuck you they're dolphins.
-They team up, find some random booty shark, the proceed to beat the shit out simply because they can.

Dolphins are assholes and I am not above slappping one should the scenario present itself