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 Post subject: Clean your keyboard once in a while.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:12 am 
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:26 am 
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I just do the smart thing and eat AWAY from the keyboard.

But this? Guy must of had mad dandruff and scratched his head over it. Freaking sociopaths.

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Yes.

He must be a stupid person.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:25 am 
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Merlin wrote:
... a stupid person.


Hair in a keyboard does not necessarily mean you are stupid. I'd be willing to be that everyone of us has at least some hair in their keyboards due to the fact that if you have hair you are constantly shedding it.

It looks like they spilled something on the keyboard and found that mess when they disassembled it to try to clean it.

It is gross though. Reminds me of an old programmers joke ...

What is a programmers favorite snack?

(Turn keyboard upside down and shake.)

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I can see scraps of pop tart wrappers wedged under my keys....

I'm scared to look in there...


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I'm afraid of looking, too. I've had the keyboard for what, two years? Never gotten to cleaning it though.

Good thing for me though that I can't really seperate the keyboard frame from the keys without removing the keys themselves. Oh well, I'm good with that.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:22 pm 
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I use a laptop. All visibly clean. And I'll never know what's underneath, hurr hurr hurr.


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That is my keyboard and I spilled grape juice on it.

After my backspace key decided it would now work as a backslash, I decided to pop off some keys with a spoon.

I kept spraying the keyboard with hot water in case something, you know, came out.

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After reading this thread again, I treated my new PC (Phenom 9600 Quad) with immaculate care. No crackers are getting near this keyboard.

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Merlin wrote:
That is my keyboard and I spilled grape juice on it.

After my backspace key decided it would now work as a backslash, I decided to pop off some keys with a spoon.

I kept spraying the keyboard with hot water in case something, you know, came out.


I hate to sound like a girl, but that's gross.

The keyboard I'm using is probably pretty grotty because it's a family one, but I might be getting my own laptop soon. Yay.

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I wouldn't know if my old keyboard was like that.


Cause I destroyed it.


In pieces.


And took pics :U

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Sarahrose wrote:
Merlin wrote:
That is my keyboard and I spilled grape juice on it.

After my backspace key decided it would now work as a backslash, I decided to pop off some keys with a spoon.

I kept spraying the keyboard with hot water in case something, you know, came out.


I hate to sound like a girl, but that's gross.

The keyboard I'm using is probably pretty grotty because it's a family one, but I might be getting my own laptop soon. Yay.
I'd hate to sound fucking disgusting, but Merlin's keyboard is nothing compared to what my brother has done to... anything he touches, really.

My old keyboard was a hand-me-down for him. One day when my friend was over, she knocked over her pop and spilled it all over my fucking keyboard. I tried to clean it without taking out any of the keys, but the next day any that had some pop left were held in place by the stickyness.

I popped it open and...

I'll just say I hope you all never have to see what looks like your long lost sibling growing in your keyboard. I didn't use my computer again until I got a brand new keyboard.

Why is it everything my brother touches grows some kind of digusting disease-looking thing? He caused skin to grow on our couch from wiping his hands on it.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:36 am 
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That's nasty, I usually just buy a new keyboard every once in a while, I'm lazy, And They aren't that expensive.

Win/win. :P

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