Weird Ways of Thinking of Things

luroberto · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:07 am

Wordsmith wrote:

Teleportation does not transport you from one place to another, but kills you, then creates a perfect copy of you in another location, one that has all of your hopes and dreams and memories, and even thinks it's you.

Because of this, you can never fully die, as when you (or your clone) gets killed, you just search the memory for a teleporter and re-create yourself.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:43 am

There aren't any more lice scares.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:01 pm

Your digestive system makes your entire body an over-complicated hollow cylinder.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:29 am

What if when they put you under for surgeries it kills you

And then when you wake up it's just your mind shielding your body from the horrible truth and you just live the rest of your life in a dream.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:53 am

You are basically a gigantic collection of microscopic organisms that decided to work together.

D-vid · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:54 am

Grains of sand used to be mountains.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:56 am

Likewise, grains of sand are really, really tiny rocks.

KingTsaiko · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:47 pm

A donkeyis an booty, but an booty is a butt or a word used to describe some horrible person.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:23 pm

If you look hard enough, search long enough, you can find the x in the top right corner of anything to get rid of it. Even...other...people...

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:32 pm

I will be in college when The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug comes out.

Also the thumb lacks a middle phlange, and is not a true finger.

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